Saturday, 30 June 2018

Movies I Watched in June


We canceled our Netflix this month so I spent a lot of time finishing up some tv shows and documentaries. I also finished a film series this month, the Andy Hardy series! And watched a movie from this year!! *gasp!* I rarely watch a film the same year it's released lol.
  1. Harold Lloyd shorts (1917-1919) - Harold Lloyd & Bebe Daniels, Snub Pollard
  2. A Woman's Face (1938 - Swedish) - Ingrid Bergman
  3. Father Takes a Wife (1941) - Adolph Menjou & Gloria Swanson 
  4. Moon Over Miami (1941) - Betty Grable & Don Ameche, Robert Cummings & Carole Landis
  5. Bathing Beauty (1944) - Esther Williams & Red Skelton 
  6. Uncertain Glory (1944) - Errol Flynn, Faye Emerson 
  7. Three Strangers (1946) - Geraldine FitzGerald, Sydney Greenstreet, Peter Lorre
  8. Fiesta (1947) - Esther Williams, Ricardo Montalbon, Mary Astor
  9. The Clay Pigeon (1949) - Bill Williams & Barbara Hale
  10. Callaway Went Thataway (1951) - Howard Keel, Fred MacMurrey, Dorothy McGuire 
  11. Anastasia (1956) - Ingrid Bergman & Yul Brenner, Helen Hayes
  12. Andy Hardy Comes Home (1958) - Mickey Rooney, Faye Holden, Sara Haden, Cecilia Parker
  13. A Global Affair (1964) - Bob Hope
  14. The Double Man (1967) - Yul Brenner
  15. The Devil’s Brigade (1968) - William Holden, Cliff Robertson 
  16. Tomb Raider (2018) - Alicia Vikander 
This is Bob Hope (2017)
Bombshell: The Hedy Lamarr Story (2017)

 
Bill Williams and Barbara Hale in The Clay Pigeon. They were married in real life.

Friday, 29 June 2018

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)

I really enjoyed Marilyn Monroe in Billy Wilder's Some Like It Hot so I decided to check out some more of her work. My first choice fell on Gentlemen Prefer Blondes as I had heard of it many times before and was curious to see what it was about (yes, I still don't read plots before watching movies. I like it better that way). 

The film follows two showgirls and best friends, Lorelei Lee (Marilyn Monroe) and Dorothy Shaw (Jane Russell). Lorelai is engaged to a wealthy nerd, Gus Esmond (Tommy Noonan), whose father (Taylor Holmes) disapproves of their relationship and is convinced that Lorelei is only after his son's money. So when Lorelei and Dorothy go on a cruise together, Esmond Sr. hires a private detective, Ernie Malone (Elliott Reid), to keep an eye on her. 

The plot is basically non-existent, it's pretty silly and doesn't make a lot of sense --and it's not only because of the plot holes but because it is just a weak mess. And you can tell how it's going to end right from the start. And it isn't even the most interesting of the stories. 

However, that didn't bother me at all and didn't prevent me from enjoying Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. The cast is what does the trick here. I think we can all agree that Marilyn Monroe isn't the greatest of actresses, but she manages to find a way to shine. She fits the role of the very shallow and dumb blonde who has a passion for diamonds and men with money very well, delivers well her lines and is great at making fun of herself. Jane Russell though completely steals the show. She has more sex appeal than Monroe if you ask me, and her performance as Dorothy, an intelligent and strong-willed woman, is more natural than Monroe's. The male actors, although they all portray pretty stupid and single-minded men, do a good job as well. As for the chemistry, it's incredible between Monroe and Russell but there's a huge lack of it between them and their male costars. 

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It also helps that Gentlemen Prefer Blondes isn't just a romantic comedy, but a musical. I know I said I'm not a musical person many times before, and I'm still not a musical person, but the numbers are so dazzling, colourful and engaging, they actually improve the film. 

Something I really disliked about the movie? How it portrays women as shallow and golddiggers --but I guess it's normal considering how old the movie is. 

DAILY CALL SHEET: JUNE 29, 2018

Cannibal Apocalypse

Cannibal Apocalypse (1980) The indispensable John Saxon stars in this odd crime/horror hybrid in which former POWs develop a taste for human flesh. Worst PTSD analogy ever? TIL: St. John Chrysostom considered slander a type of cannibalism in which one devours another's good name.

A Nightmare on Elm Street (2)

Your daily dose of culture courtesy of A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) - “A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow.” – Charlotte Bronte

WRITTEN REVIEW: You're So Cool, Brewster: The Story of Fright Night

By CORY CARR
The vampire creature feature Fright Night from filmmaker Tom Holland, and it's equally monstrous sequel have been fan favorites for over thirty thirsty years. Fans have watched and re-watched these films. Fans have gotten Fright Night tattoos and have cosplayed as Fright Night characters, and they have spend an incalculable amount of dough on t-shirts and movie merch. And what's funny about this rabid fandom for Fright Night, is that this same rabid fandom that it's creator, Holland, shares with them for the horror genre in general.
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HORROR PACK UNBOXING - June 2018


Welcome back for yet another Horror Pack Unboxing! This month comes with some pleasant surprises - some that we can all be happy for. First off is The Editor from those crazy cats over at Astron-6, then there is the stoner fairy-tale Hansel & Gretel Get Baked, followed by this months blu-ray exclusive, Pieces - hailing from the golden age of the slasher genre from Grindhouse Releasing. Are there only three? No, the fourth is Devil, a film that isn't bad, but has proven to be divisive among horror/film mans. Some love it and some hate it and for that Devil is this month's weakling. But hey, ya cant win 'em all and this is a pretty rad group of flick for the month of June!
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Murder on the Orient Express (2017)

I love a good mystery novel/film and over the past year, I read a lot of Agatha Christie's novels. Murder on the Orient Express, with its mindblowing ending, was one of my favourites which is why I was very excited about Kenneth Branagh's Murder on the Orient Express mainly because of its stellar cast. I eventually skipped it because of the not-so-pleasing reviews. I finally decided to give it a chance and it isn't that bad. It isn't that good either though.

The storyline, everybody knows it. The famous detective Hercules Poirot (Kenneth Branagh) is vacationing in Istanbul and soon finds himself on the Orient Express on a trip to Calais, sharing the train with an eclectic assortment of travellers. Of course, a murder is committed and, as the train gets stopped by an avalanche and the passengers find themselves trapped in the train, Poirot must solve the crime before the train starts working again.

With the plot comes the first problem. It is convoluted, messy and sluggish. Some key plot points are left out and we are never given any clue to find out on our own who the murderer is, as the novel did (I haven't seen Sidney Lumet's 1974 film so I can't make the comparison). To that, add the fact that Kenneth Branagh's director completely failed to build and deliver tension and suspense. In spite of that and the fact that I already knew who the murderer was, the film was surprisingly gripping and it managed to hold my attention for most of its running time. 

The characters are also quite a mess. Their introduction is such a mess, I doubt anyone who hasn't either read the novel or seen one of the many adaptations could understand who they were. It confused me, for heaven's sake! Also, the characterization and development are basically non-existent. 

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Murder on the Orient Express also has many action sequences that are dull and tedious, they look absolutely ridiculous and really had nothing to the story or film. Also, Poirot engaging in action sequences? I don't think I've ever seen something so out-of-character. What's even more annoying is that they add absolutely anything, not even a little excitement.

The acting, on the other hand, is decent, if not good. While he did a mediocre to say the least job directing the film, Kenneth Branagh actually did a good job portraying the famous detective. I was a bit worried, to be honest, because I'm used to David Suchet's great Poirot so much, but Branagh really did well. He captures the character's gestures and expressions very well. And the accent is pretty good too (I have a French cousin, I know what I'm talking about). Johnny Depp does a decent job as Ratchett. There's still a little resemblance, but this time around he's not playing the drunk pirate. And Michelle Pfeiffer gives a very captivating performance.

The cinematography is also quite beautiful --not Oscar beautiful though -- and so are costumes and designs. And the makeup isn't bad.

Thursday, 28 June 2018

DAILY CALL SHEET: JUNE 28, 2018

Rebel High

Rebel High (1987) Blame Canada! After all, they're the ones who made this alleged comedy. Imagine Rock 'n' Roll High School with no heart, soul, or reason to exist. TIL: The CCC states that moral virtues grow through education. Of course, that depends on what you're taught.

Hysterical

Your daily dose of culture courtesy of Hysterical (1983) - "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." - George Washington

Now Showing Marquee 6

And finally, over at The New Liturgical Movement, they’ve run across an old 1962 motivational short film made by the Franciscans to promote vocations. Oh, did I mention it stars.. Jack Nicholson? Go check it out.