Monday, 28 November 2016

My Custom Hollywood Calendar from Shutterfly


For those of you who don't have Facebook or Twitter (or don't follow me *shakes head*) I thought I would share photos of my new calendar I designed on Shutterfly! (click photos to view larger)







Of course after I received it I noticed a few mistakes/omissions. I started making this calendar in 2015 so when I changed it to a 2017 calendar I forgot to move Mother's Day so now it's on a Monday... (btw, Shutterfly offers a free calendar about 4 - 5 times a year so this only cost me $8 shipping instead of $25+!! There's also a way to send projects to others on Shutterfly if anyone is interested. You could probably edit it to include your favorite photos).

I also left out Omar Shariff (*face palm) and Jean Simmons (*double face palm), whose birthday is the same as Tallulah Bankhead (who I fortunately like). Since this calendar is for my personal use I left off a few actors that I don't like or who I haven't seen any films of (or who shared a birthday with an actor/actress I liked better) and included some lesser known actors that I like (Richard Long, Michael Callan, etc.).

The cover of the calendar has my favorite person from each month, though in hindsight I wish I would have put Errol and Olivia on there instead of Vera-Ellen and Mary Tyler Moore, but Oh Well.

What do you think? Which month is your favorite? Who would you dedicate a month to?

I also got my Curious Pip "Nick & Nora" Christmas cards today. Order yours here! Limited supply!

Sunday, 27 November 2016

Rambo III (1988)

Genre

Action | War

Director

Peter MacDonald

Country

USA

Cast

Sylvester Stallone, Richard Crenna, Kurtwood Smith, Marc de Jonge, Sasson Gabai, Doudi Shoua, Spiros Focas, Randy Raney, Marcus Gilbert, Alon Abutbul, Mahmoud Assadollahi, Yosef Shiloah

Storyline

When his friend Colonel Trautman (Richard Crenna) is captured by Soviets during a mission in Afghanistan, John Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) sets out to rescue him while taking on the brutal Colonel Zaysen (Marc de Jonge) and his army. 

Opinion

"First Blood" was nothing short of great. "Rambo: First Blood II" was nothing but an exciting action flick. "Rambo III" is nothing. Period. No, actually it is something, a dreadful and unwatchable action flick.

The plot has finally lost all the plausibility. It is also boring. There is so much nonsense going on, it's impossible to keep track of it. I'm still trying to understand why the Russians attack the Afghan village but then decide to leave. But what do you even need a decent plot for when you have John Rambo? The answer is simple, you don't need one. Apparently.

And it would have been fine with me if only the filmmakers kept portraying Rambo as a good man repeatedly being let down by his country. Like in the first film and kind of in the second. But it's so much more fun to have a character that is a shirtless, indestructible killing machine capable of destroying Russian armies and taking down helicopters with a bow and arrow that is also a stupid, one-dimensional, flat character rather than having a real person.

But those are not the only problems here, after all those are pretty common in action films. Not very common (or normal) for an action flick, however, is the lack of good action. Awfully paced, it is very poorly done and ridiculous - especially in that "climactic" final battle - and it completely fails to amaze or to be exciting.

What else can I say? "Rambo III" really deserves a mention for definitively ruining a character/franchise.

3% Season 1 Netflix Series Review

3% (2016-)
Season 1 - 8 episodes (2016)
Watch 3% Season 1
Created by: Pedro Aguilera

Starring: Bianca Comparato, Rodolfo Valente, Vaneza Oliveira

Rated: TV-MA

Plot
This sci-fi series depicts a world where society is divided between progress and devastation. Every year only 3% of applicants to the 'good' offshore island are admitted. We watch the candidates in the 104th process.
This series will be shot in Brazil, entirely in Portuguese. It's based on creator Pedro Aguilera's own 2011 web series.

Verdict
The application process, referred to just as the process, is a test of merit. The main land is a destitute, poverty stricken area. The only hope inhabitants have is to apply to the offshore on their eighteenth birthday.
This series is at times scattered with multiple double agents trying to stop the process. The criteria for the process is unclear as sometimes cheaters are passed.
The tests are intriguing as human nature is unleashed. Do you try to act like your imagined version of a model citizen or do you win at all costs because it's life or death?
I disliked whenever the show would stray from the process, but it manages to wrap everything up by the end when the process is complete. Will season 2 finally take us offshore?
It's certainly full of social overtones concerning class, but it's an intriguing story looking at the best and worst of human beings. It will lead you to ask questions that thankfully are answered later on.

I watched this dubbed and subtitled. The dub is pretty good as far as they go, and much better than the subtitles.
Watch it.

Review
This is based on Aguilera's 2011 limited web series. It's similar to The Hunger Games novel released in 2008, and Battle Royale book released in 1999 and adapted to a movie in 2000.

You would lose quite a bit with the subtitles. the dub is a better translation, and while the intonation often sounds off, this is what a good dub sounds like.

Of the applicants, 97% are rejected, weeded out by days of grueling tests to determine your compatibility. It's like The Hunger Games.
No one knows what offshore is like, but imagine it to be utopia.

Ezekial welcomes the new applicants.
This depicts a society similar to the movie Elysium. Instead of the rich and poor divided, this series divides people solely on merit.
We don't know what offshore is like, but it has to be better than poverty. Each applicant is stressed to the max, and most don't make it.
While the grueling process is story enough, this weaves in an almost cartoon villain with Ezekial who is head of the process. Those within the process want to bring him down, and at least one applicant is part of "The Cause" a group of revolutionaries that seeks to destroy the class divide.

Most episodes are named after a specific test and often will contain flashbacks for a particular character, though the flashbacks aren't as prevalent as in Orange is the New Black or Lost.

L to R: Fernando, Alvarez, Rafael, Michele, Joana
The process is a twisted science experiment. What happens when you poke and prod people, testing them mentally and physically? With the decline of society, a resume doesn't work, nor does just talking to them. You have to learn what they are really like. It's like a bizarro job application process. As competitive as the job market is, I hope companies don't takes queues from this show.

The first episode shows the first step in the process. Interviewers use augmented reality when speaking to candidates, questioning their lives and trying to dismiss as many undesirables as possible. You can't just let anyone in. The interviews seem uneven, with some interviewers being nice, some harsh, and other suggesting the process will kill you.

It generates a lot of questions, and it's clear this is going to be a sci-fi mystery as we discover what the process is. I guessed we'd get a few conspiracies, and we sure do.
What does the process want? Fernando is in a wheelchair, but makes it through the first round. Joana is aloof and passes, refusing to beg. The interviewers want something real, not rehearsed.

Are Michele and Rafael on the same team?
In a cube test, Fernando helps Michele pass, while Rafael cheats and yet still passes. What quality does the process want? Rafael has a fake implant, and Michele seems to be the cause infiltrator.

Episode 2 conducts medical exams. How is a medical exam not the first thing in the process? That and a metal detector. If you watch episode six, you'll discover the important of metal detectors.
Through the medical screening, a doctor gives Fernando, relegated to a wheelchair, a temporary antidote and tell him he'll walk again only if he passes. Is that motivation or just trying to crush his spirits?

Why does offshore need to recruit people? The show points out that Alvarez's whole family has a tradition of passing. Is his family having kids offshore? You'd think that it would be self sustaining. Are kids born offshore? You can only apply once you're eighteen, but even assuming that those admitted are the same number that die each year, this doesn't account for children. Is the process a subterfuge? There's the original couple that created the utopia, depicted as statues on dispaly, that seems just hokey enough to be from Lost (2004-1010). I wondered if this was a Soylent Green (1973) level of conspiracy. but it isn't. At least not after this season. This is explained in the final episode.

With as long as the process has been going on, why aren't their more rules and regulations. Ezekial changes tests on the fly. Why don't they just keep adding tests until they pare it down to the desired number? Other technicians aren't always clear on why people pass. Ezekial is a dictator, no wonder some offshore inhabitants want to overthrow him.

Alvarez with the crazy eyes staring down Rafael.
So few candidates make it to episode four, yet all of the main actors have, isn't that funny? Alvarez decides to speed up the process, going full on psychopath. The technicians are letting the applicants sort it out while Alvarez has proclaimed himself dictator. Eventually mob justice wins, with Alvarez losing.

Ezekial is like a transformer. There is more than meets the eye.
Episode five was my least favorite. It focuses on Ezekial, providing more information than we needed without moving the process forward at all. It's a stand alone episode that brings the pacing to a standstill. Ezekial's story should have unfolded little by little each episode. Having to devote an entire episode to him that is in essence an information dump, should have been a clue to the writers that his character needed to be reworked and streamlined.

We've seen all manner of tests, including hallucinogenic gas, imprisonment with scarce resources, and even just paying candidates to drop out. After one final test, specific to each individual, the chosen few emerge.

Ezekial spins a failed assassination attempt to his advantage, silencing those against him that are part of the offshore.

Fernando gives up everything for Michele, who ends up walking right by him.
Fernando quits when he thinks Michele has been eliminated, their romance blossoming throughout the process.
In essence he failed a test he designed. Joana gets eliminated when she doesn't pass a test that could land her a security job. She decides the offshore are the real monsters.
Michele is told and believes that the cause tricked her into becoming an operative. I have to imagine that will come back.

We don't see offshore, but next year the process will take applicants again. What makes offshore special, is that everyone goes through the process. "The great evils of society" is hereditary. The final hurdle to gain admittance to offshore is sterilization.

Kids Movie Review

Kids (1995)
Kids - Children are bad.

Written by: Harmony Korine
Directed by: Larry Clark
Starring:  Leo Fitzpatrick, Justin Pierce, ChloĆ« Sevigny, Rosario Dawson
Rated: --/R

Plot
A dark look at the day in the life of New York city teenagers as they smoke, drink, and screw.

Verdict
Kids are evil. They're just as nefarious as adults, and it's a chilling truth depicting what children do when unsupervised. It was and is a landmark film, dispelling any disillusions, but it's bleak and depressing. Similar to any good documentary, it uncovers a truth, but it might make your squirm. The subject matter, tied with the unlikable characters, isn't for everyone.
It depends.

Review
Where are you children? That's the question someone needs to ask the parents in this movie. Only Telly's mom is depicted, and she is completely disinterested, busy with another child.

Despite the improvised feeling of many scenes, this movie adheres closely to Korine's script. Most of the actors were children without any formal training, and Larry Clark does an amazing job getting the performances for the characters.

The characters are unlikable from the start, being completely selfish. Telly brags to Casper about his latest conquest. A conquest we just saw as he lies and manipulates a girl into sleeping with him. Through them, we get an insight into the true lives of teens that is raunchier than ever expected. I can't vouch for how realistic this is, but many people are willing to do so. I don't find it shocking or surprising. It's grim, but it almost feels like a hidden camera delving into this world that I'd rather avoid.
Teenagers think about sex all the time. That we know, but these teens act on it. It's a rude awakening to parents that their precious little babies, may not be all that precious. Ruby and Jennie get tested, and despite only having one partner, Jennie is HIV positive. Throughout the movie she's dealing with how her life is about to change while trying to track down her one partner, Telly. Telly is a predator, only seeking out virgins and coercing them into sex. He's despicable and unapologetic, while Jennie is completely helpless and in an impossible situation.

I doubt everything could happen in just a single day, maybe over a summer, but the compaction of events is necessary for pacing. This movie hits hard.

As Telly chases a new girl, we learn that he must be HIV positive, having likely infected a girl at the beginning of the movie, and on his way to infecting another. The ending brings everything together in the worst possible way. Casper sexually assaults Jennie while she's passed out at a party. As terrible as that is, this movie puts you in the position of wanting him to pay for his misdeeds and having to decide if contracting HIV is too harsh.

This kind of subject matter is not completely foreign to a movie, but when you make the ages of the main characters this young, it's unsettling to imagine what's really happening. This script is based on kids Korine knew, and he wrote this when he was only eighteen.

Westworld Season 1 Episode 9 Review

Westworld (2016-)
Season 1 (2016)
Westworld - Season 1 Episode 9 - The Well-tempered Clavier
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Created by: Jonathan Nolan, Lisa Joy Nolan, Michael Crichton (1973 movie written by)
Starring:  Anthony Hopkins, Ed Harris, Evan Rachel Wood, James Marsden, Thandie Newton, Jeffrey Wright, Jimmi Simpson, Rodrigo Santoro

Rating: TV-MA 

Plot: 
A futuristic theme park recreates the wild west for visitors, but bliss doesn't last forever.

Verdict
Last episode the player piano metaphor became complete. Ford is pressing buttons and thinks he's controlling the hosts. We thought he wasn't. This show is great at leading you down a path and pulling the rug out from under you. It's hard to out guess it.
This episode brings us ever closer to the maze, without quite getting there. While this episode is a big information dump, that includes more than a few big reveals. There is still one more episode, which I can barely fathom. What will happen next?
Watch it.

Review
Westworld is a western theme parked stocked with androids, this show calls them hosts, that fully recreate the experience for visitors. The creator wants to make the most lifelike experience possible, continuing to perfect the core program even after thirty years. A recent software update has introduced a glitch. Read my previous episode reviews.

Bernard (Jeffrey Wright) is questioning Maeve (Thandie Newton) about her murder of Clementine last episode, and this scene becomes gripping when Maeve stops faking. She realizes Bernard is a host, but he has no idea what he is. Maeve is a force with which to be reckoned. She orders Bernard to clear her and he does.

Logan (Ben Barnes) has detained William (Jimmi Simpson) and Dolores (Evan Rachel Wood). William wants to get her out and into the real world, but Dolores rebukes them for assuming she wants out. If the outside is so great, why do so many people visit Westworld? Logan has become a villain, an officer in the army.
Obviously William is reactive. What would happen if he even got her out?
Hold on, the picture of William's fiance is the same picture that caused Dolores's dad to break in one of the first couple of episodes. How did that photo travel?
William tries to convince Logan that Dolores is special, but Logan plans to prove she's just a host. He guts her, exposing the underlying mechanics. William and Dolores are both shocked, but Dolores uses the moment to cut Logan and kills a few men to escape. She then hears Arnold's voice and  is no longer wounded, entering a vision.
William admits he got caught up and Logan harbors no ill feelings. "What happens in the park, stays in the park."

Dolores is on foot, seeking the town, the very first town. We've seen it in a vision before. As it stands, it's buried.

Logan wakes up to the aftermath of a  massacre. Bodies and limbs litter the camp. William tells Logan, at knife point, he figured out how to play the game. He's going to find Dolores and Logan will help. Since Logan has a knife to this throat, he readily agrees.

Ford (Anthony Hopkins) and Bernard have a discussion in the Westworld cellar. The most elegant parts of the hosts were built by Arnold, not Ford. Bernard speculates that Arnold had a higher purpose for the hosts.
Bernard wants his mind unlocked and has a devious plan to get Ford to comply. While Bernard can't harm Ford directly, he's got that worked out.
Ford tells Bernard how the hosts passed the Turing Test within the first year, but that wasn't enough.
Ford's narration to Bernard intersects with Dolores's vision as she enters the church and descends into the ground via elevator.
Arnold believed the sad stories worked best. Bernard returns to his cornerstone memory, where his 'son' died. Bernard realizes what the viewers have. Bernard is Arnold. She followed the maze back to Arnold, but Arnold is now just a memory. Dolores killed Arnold.
How did she get into the church? The place was buried up to the steeple in prior episodes.

There's a back door built into all the hosts that Ford uses. He had hoped Bernard would choose to be his partner. Ford ends Bernard. I thought Ford's control was just an illusion, but it seems it's not. He's not a player piano.

Maeve meets with Escaton (Rodrigo Santoro), revealing exactly how his story plays out. When the events unfold and the safe they stole is empty, Escaton agrees to help her, "rob the gods blind."

Teddy (James Marsden) and the Man in Black (Ed Harris) are bound, at the mercy of Wyatt's crew. Teddy recounts how he followed Wyatt, killed for Wyatt. Wyatt didn't influence Teddy, the true memory surfaces. Teddy killed a town.
Their captor tells the Man in Black the maze isn't meant for him, and the Man in Black wakes up tied to a horse. He frees himself and Charlotte (Tess Thompson) informs him that Theresa died securing "their" information. She wants his vote to push Ford out. He is the one that kept Ford in place, but the Man in Black doesn't want Ford's narratives. He's headed to the city swallowed by sand.
We knew the Man in Black was a high ranking business man, but he's trying to smuggle information out, or at least his company is. He seems completely caught up in the game.

He runs into Dolores at the chapel right after she remembers everything. Obviously there is a maze. The hosts tell Black it's not for him, because it's for the hosts. It almost seems specifically for Delores. Is the maze remembering everything? If so Delores found it. Is Black going to be satisfied to find out what it is. Is there more to it?

Arnold has a bigger part to play in this yet.

White Rabbit Project Season 1 - Trailer

White Rabbit Project (2016-)
Season 1 (2016) 
White Rabbit Project Season 1 premieres December 9

This series is a Mythbusters spin off featuring build team Grant Imahara, Tory Belleci, and Kari Byron as they explore pop culture, history, and science topics. They will NOT bust myths.

The trailer provides clips of technology, fast vehicles, heists, jail breaks, jousting, cockroaches, pigeon training, weapons, and even an Office Space reference.

Medici: Masters of Florence Season 1 - Date Announcement

Medici: Masters of Florence (2016-)
Season 1 - 8 episodes (2016)
Netflix announced Medici: Masters of Florence will premiere December 9 in the U.S., Canada, UK, and India.

This follows the Medici dynasty, set in 15th century Florence, starring Dustin Hoffman as Giovanni di Bicci de' Medici. Richard Madden from Game of Thrones is the protagonist Cosmo the Elder, who was elected as the head of the Florentine republic and later mysteriously poisoned.

This English language series created by writer and executive producer Frank Spotnitz (The X-Files, The Man in the High Castle and Nicholas Meyer (Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan) broke Italian viewing records.

Press Release