Miss California

So... this happened: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30322005/

Short version: Someone evidently thought it'd be high comedy (they were right!) to ask the beaming plasticene f*ck-dolls at the Miss USA pageant questions about complex issues of political policy, which led to gossip-blogging irritant Perez Hilton - acting as a judge in this case - ask Miss California Carrie Prejean about gay marriage, which led the robotically-sexy young lady to give the crowd her best Anita Bryant impression. In any case, she didn't win, and now someone has decided this is the Culture War Skirmish of the week.

Egh... Perez Hilton versus a plausibly-homophobic beauty pageant contestant. It's likr the "Destroy All Monsters" of utterly worthless human flotsam. The big "to do" has come down to the issue of whether or not holding this particular opinion "cost" her the crown, something thats become somewhat difficult to deny since Hilton keeps saying (and then un-saying) that, in fact, it did. Oh, dear...

Me? I'd have voted her down, too. Here's the thing: Last time I checked, the overriding point of this is to pick the best-looking woman in America, yes? Well, to me, answer like that makes her less hot. Plain and simple. Oh, she's GORGEOUS, don't get me wrong... there's no bigger buzzkill in the world than a smokin' hot chick who turns out to be uptight about sex - it's always either a tease or a trap. When you hear that kinda "square"-ness coming out of a face that pretty, it means your wasting your time: Woman like that usually gives the best handjob in five counties, sure, but if your looking for anything MORE than that it's gonna cost you a big-ass diamond and one HELL of a lopsided pre-nup.

Or maybe I just don't like her for forcing me to even KIND OF "side" with Perez Hilton. Either one works...