CONSERVATIVE: "The Government should be as small an uninvolved in everyday life as possible. Umm... except in matters of art, expression and personal morality - particularly as it pertains to sex - THERE it should be as involved as possible. Oh, and that part of Government that's The Army? That can be as big and involved as it wants, because tanks are wicked-awesome."
LIBERAL: "The Government should be as big an involved in everyday life as possible. Umm... Except in matters of art, expression and personal morality - particularly as it pertains to sex - THERE it should have nothing to say whatsoever. Oh, and that part of Government that's The Army? That part can take a hike, because guns are mean and scary."
LIBERTARIAN: "The Government should be small, period. If that smallness means some of us 'don't make it?' Well, that's too bad, but I'm not giving up my freedom for their security."
OBJECTIVIST: "The Government should be small, period. If that smallness means some of us 'don't make it?' Heh! I shall take fetishistic joy in witnessing the fall of the inferior."
SOCIALIST: "The economic castes of human society are unjust and corrupt, and must be equalized... to the degree that "equalization" will allow me to still have a decent apartment."
COMMUNIST: "I am a Socialist (see above) and I am also desperately needy for attention. Pay attention to me! Pay attention to me!"
ANARCHIST: "I am trying to pursue a sexual relationship with a woman who calls herself an Anarchist."
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