Thursday 4 April 2013

Welcome

Thanks for taking a peek at this, my humble attempt to guide you past that awful, head-gouging moment when you realize you've seen every movie ever made. It happens to all of us:

"What do you want to watch?"

"I dunno. What do you want to watch?"

"Let's see what's on Netflix."

[Forty-five minutes and several heated discussions later]

"Forget it, we've seen everything!"

"Wait...what about that one?"

"Nude Nuns with Big Guns?"

"Well? Have you seen it?"

"I just remembered, I need to get my teeth cleaned."

[A sudden whoosh followed by a cut-out human silhouette in the door]

"Hey, wait for me!"

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