Monday, 4 January 2016

Worst Movies in 2015



These are the worst movies Ward watched this year, not necessarily what was released this year.
Poltergeist (2015)
A family buys a house, but they don't realize it's built on top of a cemetery until the walls are shaking, the earth is quaking, and their minds are aching. They (and the house) shook all night long.

The Ridiculous 6 (2015)
Adam Sandler is one of six half brothers who band together to find and then save their father.

The Loft (2014)
Five married men share a secret loft apartment. When they discover a dead body, the suspicions begin to fly.

Left Behind (2014)
Thousands of people vanish instantly. Those left behind must fight the chaos to survive. In summary, Nic Cage spends the entire movie trying to land a plane. Spoiler, he does.

Alien Nation (1988)
Humanoid aliens landed and now live and work beside humans. A human police detective and alien are paired together to work on a case with far reaching implications.

7 Days in Hell (2015)
A fictional documentary about a seven day long tennis match between two greats played by Andy Samberg and Kit Harrington.

Jupiter Ascending (2015)

Jupiter Jones wakes every morning wishing her life were different. When bounty hunters attempt to kidnap her, it's revealed she is intergalactic royalty and heiress of the planet Earth.

Lucy (2014)
When a bag of drugs ruptures inside Scarlett Johannson's stomach it unlocks her brain's full capacity.

Godzilla (2014)
Godzilla fights giant spiders in this unnecessary addition to the Godzilla franchise.

Blackhat (2015)
Chris Hemsworth, a hacker, will gain freedom from jail if he can stop a paper thin villain from destruction and robbery.

Maps to the Stars (2014)
Agatha, mentally deluded and estranged from her family, returns to Hollywood to see her family and brother who is now a famous child actor just out of rehab. She works as a personal assistant for a woman who is a client of her fathers and is desperate to act again despite lingering mommy issues.

300: Rise of an Empire (2014)
Themistokles must repel Artemisia and the Persian forces led by mortal-turned-god Xerxes.

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