Wednesday, 27 July 2016

New in Theaters for August

A lot of movies are premiering in August, but only a few of them interest me. This is why they might be worth watching... or avoiding.

WATCHING
Suicide Squad (August 5, 2016) 

DC is trying hard to catch up to Marvel. With Harley Quinn the Joker and a wide range of characters, this might be the movie to do just that.

War Dogs (August 19, 2016) 
Two young men become international arms dealers to the American military. I came across this true story a while ago, and the facts alone are just crazy. With Miles Teller, Bradley Cooper, and Jonah Hill, this looks promising. I just hope it doesn't turn into the disappointing biopic Pain & Gain (2013).

 
AVOIDING
Sausage Party (August 12, 2016) 
An animated R rated Seth Rogen comedy. So that's how they got the name. Why be clever when you can be crass? Just look at the image above, enough said.

Nine Lives (August 5, 2016) 
Kevin Spacey is a stuffy businessman that finds himself stuck inside the mind of a cat. Is House of Cards not paying him enough?

Southside With You (August 19, 2016) 
Barack Obama's epic first date with Michelle. Is this true or just based on a true event? I'm guessing the date happened, but everything in the movie is fiction. If this movie didn't shoehorn Obama's name into it, I doubt anyone would even notice it.

Crawford's Clothes Closet


When Lucille LeSueur became Joan Crawford and burst onto the Hollywood scene, she immediately became a fashion sensation. When she appeared in that famous ruffled white dress in Letty Lynton, designed by Adrian, millions of copies were sold in clothing stores across the country (500,000 were sold by Macy's as soon as it hit the shelves). Crawford quickly put together her trademark look: bold brows, a wide smear of lipstick, and shoulder pads, setting a trend to over a decade.

Any actress who appears in public without being well-groomed is digging her own grave. ~ Joan Crawford

One of the reasons Crawford had to always look like a Movie Star when she went out was because she had some figure flaws. Her shoulders were much wider than her hips and the shoulder pads were able to hide that fact by highlighting them, so one's attention was brought to them on purpose. She also heavily relied on makeup to shape the contours of her face for the camera, and to hide her freckles.

A retouched photo of Crawford next to the original, circa BB (Before the Brows).

This photo really shows the difference between her hips and shoulder.
How cute are those wedges?!

In order to look like a movie star, Crawford had to dress like a movie star. She was obsessed with clothes and called them her friends. Therefore they had to be stored carefully. Everything was hung up and covered with plastic to keep them dust free. There were separate closets for hats, handbags, shoes (which were custom made and fabric covered to match each outfit), dresses, suits, and furs.

I look at them and I know that I'm a star.

    

Crawford's love of her clothes could easily be called an obsession. Just look at these astonishing tidbits:
    • would change clothes up to 10 times a day
    • traveled with around 35 suitcases
    • had special wardrobe trunks for her diamonds and earring sets
    • owned 16 fur coats at one point
    • would have favorite hats copied in 12 different colors
    • carried a hip flask of 100-proof vodka with covers made to match her outfits
    • would give guests a tour of her closets
And we though this was her only problem!


More money was spent on Crawford's personal wardrobe than on her movie wardrobes, with Adrian protecting her image with the glamorous gowns he designed for her both on and off the screen. And it was money well-spent, as Crawford's image is and always will be recognizable to millions.

Crawford with her luggage

Crawford's Five Fashion Rules:
1. Find your own style and have the courage to stick to it.
2. Choose your clothes for your way of life.
3. Make your wardrobe as versatile as an actress. It should be able to play many roles.
4. Find your happiest colors - the ones that make you feel good.
5. Care for your clothes, like the good friends they are!
Wearing a monogrammed suit at home

A couple more tips:
  • Wear bright colors to "give them something to look at."
  • "Underdress for a romantic scene, let your face and figure and your expression play the leading roles."
 
This post is part of The Joan Crawford Blogathon hosted by In the Good Old Days of Classic Hollywood. Be sure to read all of the other posts on this legendary (yet obsessive) actress.

PODCAST 214: Deep Rising & Terror Out of the Sky


This week Forest dives deep to explain what he enjoys about the all but forgotten Deep Rising. Cory has been attacked by tarantulas, then ants and now bees as he reviews the made for television sequel to Savage Bees, Terror Out of the Sky -- in spite of it's oddly worded title.
CONTINUE READING

My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 (2016)

Genre

Comedy | Romance

Director

Kirk Jones

Country

USA

Cast

Nia Vardalos, John Corbett, Elena Kampouris, Lainie Kazan, Michael Constantine, Andrea Martin, Ian Gomez, Gerry Mendicino, Alex Wolff, John Stamos, Rita Wilson, Joey Fatone, Gia Carides, Louis Mandylor, Bess Meisler, Ashleigh Rains, Rob Riggle, Mark Margolis

Storyline

Toula (Nia Vardalos) and Ian's (John Corbett) daughter Paris (Elena Kampouris) is getting ready to graduate high school which means she'll be soon leaving for college. As if that wasn't cause of enough distress, Toula's parents find out they were never officially married, so another wedding big, fat, Greek wedding is in the works.

Opinion

It really surprises me that it took Hollywood so long, but after 14 years here it is the long "awaited" sequel to "My Big Fat Greek Wedding". Not that I didn't like the first, but was it really necessary?

Anyway, "My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2" is a decent comedy that is nothing like its predecessor but still delivers some good laughs.

The film's main problem is that being a sequel it doesn't have the freshness and originality of the first film, but the simple - maybe too thin - plot still is supported and made interesting by the family conflicts. There are too many subplots involved though. 

The characters are pretty much the same of the original, and are also played by the same actors which is a real joy for someone who has some real love for the first film, and even though the character development isn't great, the filmmakers took some time to update us one the lives of all the characters, not the main ones only. 

And yes, the Greek family is still huge and loud, and fun to watch, but most of the jokes and gags are either recycled from the first film or in the trailer. But I gotta say they still are funny.

But after all "My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2" isn't trying to be anything big, it is just a feel good movie, and great for when you want to switch off for a while.

Tuesday, 26 July 2016

PULP CATHOLICISM #180

Pulp Catholicism 180

Australia (2008)

Genre

Adventure | Drama | Romance

Director

Baz Luhrmann

Country

Australia | USA | UK

Cast

Nicole Kidman, Hugh Jackman, David Wenham, Bryan Brown, Jack Thompson, David Gulpilil, Brandon Walters, David Ngoombujarra, Ben Mendelsohn, Essie Davis, Barry Otto, Kerry Walker, Sandy Gore, Ursula Yovich, Lillian Crombie, Yuen Wah, Angus Pilakui, Jacek Koman, Tony Barry, Ray Barrett, Max Cullen

Storyline

In northern Australia at the beginning of World War II,  an English aristocrat (Nicole Kidman) who inherits a sprawling ranch reluctantly pacts with a stock-man (Hugh Jackman) in order to protect her new property from a takeover plot. 

Opinion

I haven't seen a lot of stuff from Luhrmann so I did not have any particular expectation for this film. I was kinda expecting it to be good though, since it stars Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman. Was it good? No, it wasn't.

Beautiful to look at, "Australia" is a terrible, too long and unfocused film that tries to be too many things at the same time: an adventure, a slapstick comedy, a romantic drama and a commentary on racism and war.

The script is just all over the place. The storyline is utterly predictable and keeps on shifting from one thing to another and you are not even sure if you are watching the same film.

The film's storytelling has already been used over and over again in other adventure films of the past and honestly those movies were way more exciting and engaging than this one. And for some weird, inexplicable reason the whole story is told through the eyes of a 10-year-old speaking a bad English. You eventually get used to it, but it still makes no sense.

The most incredible thing is that in two and a half hours they didn't manage to develop the damn characters. They all are awful and stereotypical, not to mention the fact that the main characters, Kidman's Lady Sarah Ashley and Jackman's Drover, are basically Olive Oil and Popeye. To end in style the actors as well do their best to give awful performances.

Then there's Australia, that land that is so mysterious and fascinating, especially for someone like me who lives so far away from it, which has been beautifully captured. But one cannot watch a film for the photography only (yes, that half point is for the cinematography).

Monday, 25 July 2016

Young and Beautiful Movie Review



Young and Beautiful (2013)

Written by: François Ozon
Directed by: François Ozon
Starring: Marine Vacth, Pailhas, Frédéric Pierrot 
Rated: --/R

A teen girl leads a secret life as a call girl, with little interest in the encounters or the money.