Tuesday 31 May 2016

Young Goethe in Love (2010)

Original Title

Goethe!

Genre

Drama | Romance

Director

Philipp Stölzt

Country

Germany

Cast

Alexander Fehling, Miriam Stein, Moritz Bleibtreu, Volker Bruch, Burghart Klaußner, Henry Hübchen, Hans-Michael Rehnberg

Storyline

After aspiring poet Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (Alexander Fehling) fails his law exams, he's sent to a sleepy provincial court to reform. Instead, he falls for Lotte (Miriam Stein), a young woman who is promised to another man (Moritz Bleibtreu).

Opinion

I love Goethe's poems, and I've been meaning to read "The Sorrows of Young Werther" for such a long time, I thought it would have been great to see the biopic that narrates the events that lead up to his famous book. Instead I have been disappointed. "Young Goethe in Love" isn't by any means a terrible film, but drowns in clichés and isn't much more than just a romantic drama.

While the original title - Goethe! -, especially the exclamation point, sums up the film's approach, which is emphatic and silly, the English title highlights the focus of director Philipp Stölzt: the romantic misadventure of one of the most acclaimed German writers ever.

Unfortunately when making a biopic chances are the film is going to be boring, so the filmmakers decided to bring on screen a fictionalised version of real life events that blends Goethe's life with the ongoings of his debut novel, and for some reason felt the need to over-dramatize it.

The doomed love story is very well-structured, but everything else feels left behind. Goethe's colleague, for example, commits suicide, but we don't get to know the character enough to care about it. Sure, it's sad because the character is nice and a friend of Goethe, but we almost even know he is madly in love, yet he kills himself over the woman he loves.

But it isn't all bad. The settings and the costumes are absolutely gorgeous. For the first, the beauty of Europe has to be thanked; for the latter the dressmakers because the costumes look like actual clothes, not like brand new outfits made specifically for the movie.

A good reason, and probably the only one, to watch the film is the performances by Alexander Fehling, best known as one of the doomed German soldiers in Tarantino's "Inglourious Basterds", who gives the character of Goethe the charm and likability he needed, and Miriam Stein as his love interest, Lotte, who manages to pop on the screen with her exuberance and innocence.

New in Theaters for June

A lot of movies are premiering in June, but only a few of them interest me. This is why they might be worth watching... or avoiding.

WATCHING
Free State of Jones (June 24, 2016) 
Matthew McConaughey in a Civil War period piece? He's picked some amazing roles (Interstellar, True Detective, Mud, etc) since he ditched the rom-com genre and this looks to continue the streak.

Finding Dory (June 17, 2016) 
It's Pixar. With the exception of The Good Dinosar (2015) their movies are incredibly written and executed. While a sequel to Finding Nemo (2003) feels slightly opportunistic, I think Pixar can do it right.

Swiss Army Man (June 17, 2016) 
There's something about a modern day Weekend at Bernie's (1989) that's hard to pass. With a cast of Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Daniel Radcliffe, and Paul Dano this might be worth watching.


AVOIDING
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (June 3, 2016) 
How are Ninja Turtle and Transformer movies still being made? Why are people still watching them?

Warcraft (June 10, 2016) 
Video game movies rarely do well. This doesn't look like it will be an exception. The trailers looked like CGI demos. That's good for the CGI, but makes the story look quite shallow.

Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (June 3, 2016) 
I'm just not a fan of Samberg's style of comedy. I got burned on 7 Days in Hell (2015) (read my review), and I'm not going back for more.

New on Netflix for June

Netflix has a lot of new content for June, this is what I plan on checking out.

Orange is the New Black Season 4 (June 17, 2016) 
A Netflix drama-comedy following Piper who's job and engagement is upended when she goes to jail.

Spotlight - An excellent movie.
Spotlight (June 22, 2016) 
The true story of how The Boston Globe reporters revealed a massive cover-up of child abuse in the Catholic church.
Read my review.

Jurassic Park  (June 1, 2016) 
This is a great movie, proving the CGI could be believable. Based on the Michael Crichton book, dinosaurs live again.

Rock the Kasbah  (June 1, 2016) 
I'm going to watch it for Bill Murray, but reviews haven't been great.

Hibana: Spark Season 1 (June 2, 2016) 
A Netflix drama about two comedians searching for meaning in life and in comedy.

Bo Burnham: Make Happy  (June 3, 2016) 
A Netflix comedy special featuring Bo Burnham.

movie The Giver
The Giver - A book adapted to film that isn't that bad.
The Giver (June 15, 2016) 
A utopian society where one person retains the memories of the world.
Read my review.

Bob Ross: Beauty is Everywhere (June 1, 2016) 
How can you pass up Bob Ross and fluffly clouds?

Fundamentals of Caring (June 24, 2016) 
This Netflix movie stars Paul Rudd and is based on a novel where a man enrolls in a care-giving class.


Cold in July  (June 1, 2016) 
A nice revenge film that has Michael C. Hall and Don Johnson.
Read my review.

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For  (June 2, 2016) 
This is a movie to avoid. Based on Frank Miller's comic, I like Sin City (2005), I did not like this at all.
Read my review.

THE TWILIGHT BINGE #014: THIRD FROM THE SUN

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S01E14 – Third From The Sun

“Certain that a nuclear war is imminent, a scientist plots to escape with his family and closest friends in an experimental spaceship to a planet eleven million miles away.”

I’ve lost count of the number of movies and comics I’ve seen over the years that contain the same twist ending as Third From The Sun. Let’s just say it’s a pretty sizeable number. And since this episode is based on a short story by Richard Matheson published some 10 years before this adaptation hit the small screen, it’s safe to say the twist didn’t originate with the Twilight Zone either. Still, the big reveal of what planet our harried heroes are actually escaping TO and not FROM had to be relatively new to most people at the time Third From The Sun aired, so one can only imagine the impact it had.

The funny thing is, even though it’s supposed to be a surprise, director Richard L. Bare took great effort to plant visual clues that the story might not be taking place exactly where we think it is. As noted in Marc Scott Zicree’s Twilight Zone Companion, Bare shot every scene with an extremely wide angle lens, even on close-ups, which was atypical for television productions. He also kept the camera in odd places, such as behind flashlights or underneath glass tables. Bare pulled every trick he could think of to make the viewer feel as if something was off about the whole setting. Pretty clever for a guy whose main claim to fame was directing all but four episodes of Green Acres during its 170 episode run. (I guess it really was the place to be.)

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Of course, even without the twist at the end, viewers who caught Third From The Sun when it originally aired would likely still have been riveted by the subject matter. With the Bay of Pigs fiasco just over one year away, Cold War concerns were at an all-time high, so a show dealing with two couples trying to find a way to survive an impending nuclear holocaust probably touched a few nerves. I imagine audiences found it especially chilling to listen to the character of Sturka (a rather Russian sounding name for an American, don’t you think) coldly explain that by striking first, America could limit it’s own civilian casualties to a mere 35 million or so. Given the population of the U.S. in 1960, that suggested our government considered the death of 1 out of every 5 people to be acceptable losses.

Um, how about no. While it’s nearly impossible to conduct a war, even a just one, with no collateral damages, the Catechism is pretty explicit in its instruction that “the use of arms must not produce evils and disorders graver than the evil to be eliminated. The power of modern means of destruction weighs very heavily in evaluating this condition.” Sure, we can bomb each other out of existence, but that doesn’t mean we should. Sometimes, letting a war drag on for awhile can actually be the more moral choice if it results in fewer casualties in the long run. That’s not to say body count is the only measure. The Church recognizes that other concerns such as regional stabilization, political alliances, and economic burdens must also be taken into consideration when deciding a course of action during wartime. But civilian casualties must be in the forefront. As Archbishop Wilton D. Gregory noted during the Iraq war, “The use of anti-personnel landmines, cluster bombs and other weapons that cannot distinguish between soldiers and civilians, or between times of war and times of peace, ought to be avoided.” Perhaps that’s something to keep in mind during this age of drone warfare.

Twilight Tidbits: If the spaceship our intrepid travelers intend to use to make their escape looks a bit familiar, that’s because you’ve probably seen it every time you watch the 1956 classic, Forbidden Planet.

Ten Movies on an Island: Westerns


You already know most of these are going to be John Wayne films. Basically all but three and there's two more in the honorable mentions. What can I say?
1. Stagecoach (1939) - John Wayne & Claire Trevor, Thomas Mitchell, Andy Devine
2. Angel and the Badman (1947) - John Wayne & Gail Russell
3. She Wore a Yellow Ribbon (1949) - John Wayne
4. Rio Grande (1950) - John Wayne & Maureen O'Hara
5. Broken Lance (1954) - Robert Wagner, Spencer Tracy
6. The Searchers (1956) - John Wayne
7. Rio Bravo (1959) - John Wayne, Dean Martin, Ricky Nelson
8. Alias Jesse James (1959) - Bob Hope
9. Cat Ballou (1965) - Jane Fonda, Lee Marvin, Michael Callan, Dwayne Hickman
10. The Shootist (1976) - John Wayne & Lauren Bacall, James Stewart, Ron Howard
Honorable Mentions: The Comancheros (1961), El Dorado (1966), Duel at Diablo (1966)

In case you were wondering, my favorite Westerns on the small screen are Maverick, Have Gun Will Travel, and most episodes of Bonanza (though if IS exasperating how none of the boys EVER get married).

Tomorrow, my top ten Disney films!

Monday 30 May 2016

Zoolander 2 (2016)

Genre

Comedy

Director

Ben Stiller

Country

USA

Cast

Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Will Ferrell, Penélope Cruz, Kristen Wiig, Fred Armisen, Sting, Christine Taylor, Cyrus Arnold, Kyle Mooney, Beck Bennett, Nathan Lee Graham, Justin Theroux, Milla Jovovich, Jerry Stiller, Katy Perry, Demi Lovato, Benedict Cumberbatch, Justin Bieber, Kiefer Sutherland, Ariana Grande, John Malkovich

Storyline

Derek (Ben Stiller) and Hansel (Owen Wilson) are lured into modeling again, in Rome, where they find themselves the target of a sinister conspiracy.

Opinion

The really, really ridiculously good looking guys are back with "Zoolander 2", this unfunny sequel that instead of being a cleverly dumb comedy like its predecessor, it's just a dumb film.

The plot is ridiculously bad. While the first film had a clear focus - Derek being brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia -, this one is a mash of disjointed stories and situations - they are looking for whoever is behind the death of several celebrities, then they are trying to find Derek's son, then they are trying to go back into the fashion industry - that are never coherent.

But this is a dumb comedy, right? Wrong. There is almost nothing funny in this film. The well-written jokes of the first film are long gone, and in this sequel the comedy can't even be defined so. In fact, the "comedy" basically relies only on celebrity cameos to make the audience laugh, and the jokes consistently miss the mark.

The characters, Derek, Hansel and Mugatu, are still the same from the first film, seriously, dumb - the first two only - and well played by the actors. Unfortunately the new characters are bad, just like everything else. As much as I loved seeing Benedict Cumberbatch in this, I found his character quite insulting towards the transgender community. I know that was supposed to make fun of the fashion industry and androgynous models but it just felt inappropriate.

The best moment of the film is when Justin Bieber dies. Unfortunately, to see him die you actually have to see his face, and dreadful acting for a minute or so, and he also is the first person appearing on screen. So, yeah, pretty bad.

Bottom line, if "Zoolander" was eau de perfume, "Zoolander 2" is eau de toilette.

The Americans Season 2 TV Reivew



The Americans (2013-)
Season 2 (2014)


Created by: Joseph Weisberg
Starring: Keri Russell, Matthew Rhys, Noah Emmerich
Rating: TV-14

Two Soviet spies, Elizabeth (Keri Russell) and Phillip (Matthew Rhys), pose as a married couple with kids in Washington D.C. during the Cold War.

30 for 30: This Magic Moment Movie Review



30 for 30: This Magic Moment (2016)

Directed by: Gentry Kirby and Erin Leyden
Rated: --

In 1995 the Orlando Magic, led by Shaquille O'Neal and Penny Hardaway, was a dynasty in the making that never quite made it.

Kindergarten Cop 2 Movie Review



Kindergarten Cop 2 (2016)

Written by: David H. Steinberg (screenplay),  Murray Salem and Herschel Weingrod & Timothy Harris (based on the movie written by)
Directed by: Don Michael Paul
Starring: Dolph Lundgren, Billy Bellamy, Fiona Vroom, Aleks Paunovic
Rated: PG-13

Muscle car driving, ladies man, top cop, Dolph Lundgren  goes undercover at a prestigious kindergarten to get information about a crime from the students.

Before We Go Movie Review



Before We Go (2014)

Written by: Ronald Bass & Jen Smolka (screenplay) and Chris Shafer & Paul Vicknair (screenplay), Ronald Bass (story) & Jen Smolka (story) Directed by: Chris Evans
Starring:  Chris Evans, Alice Eve, Emma Fitzpatrick 
Rated: PG-13

A street musician (Chris Evans) helps a woman (Alice Eve) stuck in Manhattan make it back home to Boston.

Also Watched - Inland Empire, Woman in the Dunes, Lady Dynamite



Also watched this week, Inland Empire, Woman in the Dunes, Lady Dynamite.
Inland Empire (2006)
Written by: David Lynch
Directed by: David Lynch
Starring: Laura Dern, Jeremy Irons, Justin Theroux, Harry Dean Stanton
Rated: R

An actress prepares for a role that could rejuvenate her career, but real life begins to imitate the movie character's trajectory. 

 
Woman in the Dunes (1964)
Written by: Kobo Abe (novel), Kobo Abe (screenplay), Eiko Yoshida (scripting)
Directed by: Hiroshi Teshigahara
Starring: Eiji Okada, Kyoko Kishida, Hiroko Ito
Rated: --

Local villagers trap a man on vacation in an inescapable sand dune with a woman already imprisoned, in an effort to force him to be her husband.

Lady Dynamite (2016-)
Season 1 (2016)

Created by:  Pam Brady, Mitchell Hurwitz
Starring:  Maria Bamford, Fred Melamed, Ólafur Darri Ólafsson 


Netflix's latest half hour comedy features comedian Maria Bamford as a struggling comic.

Game of Thrones Season 6 Episode 5 The Door TV Review



Game of Thrones (2011-)
Season 6 (2016) Episode 5 - The Door

Created by: David Benioff, D.B. Weiss
Starring: Emilia Clarke, Peter Dinklage, Kit Harington, Sophie Turner, Lena Headey, Maisie Williams, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Aidan Gillan, Gwendoline Christie


HBO's fantasy drama series adapted from George R.R. Martin's book series A Song of Ice and Fire follows the civil war of kings and usurpers in Westeros who wish to sit one the throne.

The white walkers return, but it's not at the wall. This was another very good episode.
All other plots were secondary to the white walkers, with Jon Snow and Sansa riding South to recruit, Euron Greyjoy upsetting the Kingsmoot, and Tyrion finding a public figurehead to rule Meereen.

Bloodline Season 2 Review

Bloodline (2015-)
Season 2 (2016)

Created by:  Todd A. Kessler, Glenn Kessler, Daniel Zelman
Starring:  Kyle Chandler, Ben Mendelsohn, Linda Cardellini, Norbert Leo Butz, Jacinda Barrett, Jamie McShane, Enrique Murciano, Sam Shepard, Sissy Spacek, Chloë Sevigny, John Leguizamo


Bloodline Season 2 - Will John do it again?
Plot: 
Netflix's well casted, family drama centers on the Rayburn family, where everyone has a secret. With their black sheep brother Danny out of the picture, what happens now? The siblings cope with the aftermath and Danny's son.

Verdict
Season one was fairly self contained. It was a slow burn that became addictive during the second half. I couldn't see how they could make a decent follow up with season two. Either way, after season one, there was no way I wouldn't watch.
This season is a slight step down. It spins a similar web, but doesn't provide a payoff. Ben Mendelsohn really carried season one, and while we see him in every episode this season, it's just not the same. It's an attempt to keep a breakout star in the show when he's not really there and it doesn't work. Chandler fills the role well, but he can only do so much.
This is another slow burn, but not enough happens. We're teased that something might happen or somebody knows something that's going have a major impact, but then nothing happens and the situation disappears. This setup and lack of payoff plagues the season. Season one teased the murder that would happen in the last episode and Danny's past which helped, but this season doesn't have either to fall back on.
The last two episodes are very good. Do they make the season worth it? No. Nobody significant dies. I was on the fence about this season, until the last episode where we get no resolution. It's a giant cliff hanger that is unwarranted. When the credits rolled, I double checked to make sure there wasn't an episode eleven I missed. With no conclusion, this season felt like a waste with multiple abandoned plot lines. Watch season one and stop there.
Skip it.

Review
The camera angles and story unfold very much like a movie. This is a production that takes it's time to craft the end result.The problem is the pacing doesn't keep up. It's okay for a movie to tease us until the end, it's only two hours. When a series does it for ten hours it just gets boring. We're continually brought to the brink of a major turning point in the plot, and then nothing happens and we go back to normal.
I wonder if the creators were told they needed to stretch this into a second season so they added the son aspect right at the end. That would explain the problems that plague this season.

Episode 1
I had forgotten season one concluded with a boy claiming to be son to Danny (Ben Mendelsohn). The family is dealing with the cover up, and Danny does show up in the episode in a flash back.
It's a solid episode that sets up a lot of plot lines and maintains tension. This is not a show you can just jump in to. You need to have seen season one, definitely.

John (Kyle Chandler) is concerned that Danny's son, Nolan (Owen Teague), knows something that could implicate the family. He tries to accept Nolan, but he's wary and doesn't want Nolan around his kids. Nolan tells John he wasn't in Miami in September when the Rayburn clan was covering up a murder, but it turns out he was. Does he know something?
John investigates Nolan's mother Evangeline Radosevich (Andrea Riseborough), and Nolan is working with Danny's old pal Eric O'Bannon (Jamie McShane).

Matriarch Sally Rayburn (Sissy Spacek) asks John to tell her what's going on. It's hinting at Danny's murder, but I don't know how she would know anything.  John sidesteps and promises to update her on Danny's case.

Kevin (Norbert Leo Butz) is digging into the drugs the family lifted off Danny. Meg (Linda Cardellini) is working and drinking hard at her new job in New York. She finds out that her dad was paying off Evangeline Radeosevich.

Diaz (Enrique Murciano) enlists Kevin for theories on what happened with the boat in which Danny was found. John gets mad at Kevin for providing theories instead of playing smart. As John reminds, him they're going to have to deal with this indefinitely. Little does he know Kevin was high.

Wayne Lowry who is the easy suspect in Danny's murder, confronts John with a tape and demands the investigation drop him as a suspect, indicating he may have some evidence to blackmail John. It would also derail John's plans to run for sheriff.

Episode 2
John's in a tough spot. Lowry wants to be dropped as a suspect and he has incriminating evidence by way of Danny.

John has to balance the negative publicity of his family with running for sheriff while trying to tank the Lowry investigation. Lowery could tank John's entire life.

I get Kevin isn't in the best frame of mind, but are we really setting him up to start selling drugs? Nobody believes Kevin and the real estate investor are going to work out. He's beyond broke and this is a relatively easy score. It's going to put him in the same spot as Danny, and Kevin is no where near as smart as Danny. Kevin has been a liability since day one. Would John kill Kevin? Once you kill one family member, it's tough to stop, right? It would be hilarious in a very dark way. I'm secretly hoping that happens.

John calls Meg down to Florida. A case Meg handled could blow back on the family, because this entire show is a powder keg poised to sink the entire Rayburn family.

Kyle Chandler has filled Ben Mendelsohn's shoes for season two with a very strong performance. We didn't see this in season one because Chandler was playing a one note character.

Episode 3
John officially announces he's running for sheriff.
Kevin manages to sell a key, but the second time isn't as smooth. The buyers taze and then question him. It looks like they might off him, which would be a smart move. Who will kill Kevin? At this point it could be a couple of people.
John gets a call about a body. I'm assuming Kevin. It's not. It's Kevin's buyer who was tortured before being killed. Turns out Lowry's boss did it.

Nolan is supplying Ed O'Bannon with food and information. Is Nolan O'bannon's kid? What's the link? He's definitely Danny's kid.

The Danny flashbacks feel like a feeble attempt to maintain a breakout star and not commit to the story that unfolded in season one. Danny robs a drug store and that's how he meets Ozzie (John Leguizamo).
Kevin admits to Meg and John to selling drugs. He goes over the list of people that could have identified him, but it doesn't seem that he killed anyone. He just got away.

Kevin's buyers tried to sell the drugs to Lowry's associate which puts Lowry in hot water. It also got the would be sellers dead. Now Lowry knows that someone stole some drugs prior to the DA seizing them. Will anything come of this?

Three episodes in and nothing has really happened. We're teased about what could happen, but that's it. 

Sally chat's with John's wife Diana, offering excuses for Danny. She wants to know the truth, but the scene seems like pointless filler.

John catches up to Eric O'Bannon. Danny introduced Eric to Nolan to look out for him. Three episodes in and the lack of any kind of event is frustrating. Season one was a slow burn much like this, but at Mendelsohn made it bearable. That and we knew someone was going to die in the last episode.

Episode 4
Nolan told people he saw John in Miami. That's bad for John as he was covering up Danny's murder. Kevin is on the run trying to make things right because he's an idiot that's high. Of course his plan doesn't work out. How did this guy ever get a business?
Nothing happens to Kevin, Lowry buys more time from his bosses, and now John is further under Lowry's thumb. Well done Kevin.

John has started having visions of Danny. It's just a bit too much and another obvious attempt to shoehorn Mendelsohn into the show.

Nolan's mom Evangeline is in the picture and meets Sally. She reveals to Sally that Robert had been funding her. Sally dismisses her so Evangeline steals a credit card number from one of the guests. Nothing ever comes from that.

Meg's New York job isn't working out due to her Florida stay. She's let go. I wonder if Meg would kill Kevin? Somebody needs to do it. Kevin is the true black sheep of the family.

John's become an errand boy for Lowry. The thing is, Lowry's not going to let go of John once he's sheriff. It's all the more reason to use and manipulate. The more power your contact has, the more power you have. John doesn't commit. He sells Lowry out. That's bound to throw a wrench in John's plans. It's better to face it now than let it snowball.
Lowry's dead. The cops assume Lowry's people did it, but this had to be John. He had to control the outcome to assure he wouldn't be brought down by it. Was it his communications contact that did it? The contact told John that he "owed him." That implies it's more than just providing communications.
Wait it was Carlos? The former employee of the Rayburn's? Why does this show back away from any meaningful choices. It allows all the characters to weasel out of everything.

Episode 5
Meg gets Kevin a deal on his DUI, but I think we all know he's going to ruin it.

John meets with a campaign manager, but instead employs Meg as his campaign manager. The incumbent sheriff keeps Danny's murder open despite Lowry's death just to help his campaign.
John can't drop out of the race. He needs the power to find the tape that could put all of the Rayburns away.
While Lowry's house and business have been searched, the tape with the evidence against John hasn't shown up.
Diaz is looking into Danny's murder, which of course John doesn't want. It would make the show much better if Diaz actually found something. O'Bannon is starting to think Danny's murder is mysterious as well due to a text sent to his sister.

Kevin goes to a rehab program, but hasn't hit bottom where he thinks he needs it. Nolan starts working for Kevin.

Nolan and his mom have to be casing the Rayburn family.
John Leguizamo's character Ozzie confronts John, posing as a tourist. He references the Red Reef Inn, which is a place Danny was staying in season one. Danny killed a man that was after him in that room.

Episode 6
Evangeline is now pressing John and his family.
John wanted to run a clean campaign, but with the deficit they're facing Meg confronts Aguirre's wife about an unreported domestic dispute. Meg gets a hospital report from Chelsea O'Bannon and releases the information to the press. Meg feels guilty and confronts Aguirre's ex-wife, and then she doesn't feel so guilty. Diaz helped cover it up. That's not completely contrived.

Meg is confronted by an investor to the Rayburn campaign, Gilbert, and brings up questions of how a young man with no money bought ocean front property and built a resort. He's referring to her father. We get no answers.

Aguirre is also looking into Danny's murder. He's kept the case open to bolster his campaign and trash John's family name. Now he's looking into it with Diaz.

Evangeline is targeting John's daughter Jane. She takes her shopping and lets her rebel a bit by drinking coffee. She goes off at a family dinner, criticizing everyone for how they're treating Nolan and how they paid Evangeline and Nolan to stay away. Sally pops her one and John sees. Maybe John will off his own mother. Wouldn't that be a twist?

Ozzie punctures John's wife Diana's car tire. He makes some veiled references about how John's reputation could be affected by Danny's troubles. John pulls fingerprints from the tire iron and find that Ozzie and Danny were arrested together. John gives Ozzie a message through multiple punches.

Kevin has defaulted on his loan for the boat yard. He's going to take care of it but how? His machinations end in failure. He's drinking behind closed doors and make a good case that this season should end in his death at the hands of the family. That's what they do, right?

Somebody is going to die at the end of this season, it's just a question of whom.

Episode 7
At some point the dam has to break and all of the plot threads have to spill over to create a new normal. Nothing has happened this season. The plot becomes more muddled, but none of the characters are worse off.

There's a rift between Sally and John's wife  Diana after the Jane incident. John and Diana keep telling Jane she doesn't know the whole story, but they don't explain. Diana may have a realization that John was involved in Danny's murder, but I doubt that will go anywhere because in this show nothing ever leads to anything.

Diana confronts John. His excuse for everything is work, when he's out late, when his hands are bruised, and when he's lying. She wonders what happened between John and Danny. She was afraid for John, but she should have been afraid for Danny. John tells her no one else knows and that they're safe. It's a lie, but just one of those inconsequential little white lies.

Aguirre is pushing Diaz to re-interview the Rayburn family. Diaz tells John he doesn't want to, but he's got to be suspicious especially after what O'Bannon implied.

Kevin interviews with Diaz. He's on the verge of a breakdown. He feeds a story that Rafi brought the boat to his yard.

Diaz's interview with Meg doesn't go as well. She later talks to Diaz about what happened and reveals the truth about how she, John, and Kevin lied to the cops at the behest of Sally to protect their dad when they were kids. Shes pushes Diaz to pick a side, the Rayburns or Aguirre. They make out because how else would we know he's Rayburn loyal?

Episode 8
Sally and Nolan take a trip to Miami to relive Danny memories. Sally discovers that Robert at least met Nolan once as there is picture proof. Sally wants to meet Evangeline again.

Ozzie is looking to blackmail the Rayburns and cash out. The campaign donor calls it routine and tells Meg to pay him off.

Meg is trying to find investors for Kevin which is a dead end. Kevin's harassing another potential investor. Where did he get a business plan? This is a tease. We know Kevin can't sustain anything. The investor's plan is to buy it outright from Kevin. It would save Kevin, but he's never been one to make smart decisions.
Meg's search yields some potential. Kevin is willing to sell everything. He just wants to fix boats.

Diaz is checking up on Meg's story. He still has a girlfriend despite romancing Meg. Her story can't be confirmed. Diaz also wants to sit down with John and fill in Danny's timeline.
How did Danny know to get the drugs out of the Rayburn Inn? How did he get the drop on a hit man? How did he get back to Miami without anyone knowing? These are questions Diaz can't figure out. Diaz thinks the Rayburn family aided and abetted Danny.
John bites back, tells Diaz he's been protecting Diaz from the media. Diaz doesn't buy it. John spins it as Diaz is Meg's spurned lover, but Diaz doesn't back down.

It turns out Nolan set Danny's restaurant on fire. He was mad that Danny didn't seem to care about the restaurant or Nolan. It might have been in attempt for insurance money. In essence Nolan set everything into motion.

Episode 9
Alright, we have two episodes to wrap this up. It hasn't been bad, but there's been a lot of teasing about game changers and there has yet to be a game changer. The last two episodes can save this or ruin it.

Diaz is charging full steam ahead against John, and O'Bannon gives him a key piece of information. John was lying about the last time he saw Danny. Diaz asks Jane a few questions about the necklace.

How did O'Bannon get the sea horse necklace? Did he see John kill Danny? John left it on the beach. O'Bannon could be pivotal. O'Bannon went back to the beach. He didn't find Danny, but he did find the necklace.

Diaz is now being investigated about the lack of an incident report over Aguirre's situation. Aguirre tells him to finish this case. They're going to give O'bannon immunity for everything.

Whatever happened to Lowry's cassette tape? That was a big deal that's been abandoned.

Sally has Nolan and Evangeline stay at the inn. Meg happens to see Ozzie and Evangeline together. It's rather contrived.

Kevin gets an offer on his boat yard, and Gilbert wants him to be in charge of operations. How will Kevin screw that up?
What is Gilbert's deal? He's throwing money left and right at the Rayburns, and a businessman doesn't get to where he is by throwing money away. He has to want something.
Looks like some illicit activities are occurring on the docks courtesy of Gilbert.

John leaks to Internal Affairs that Diaz may have covered up for Aguirre. John tries to scare Diaz off the case, but he doesn't work. John breaks into Diaz's desk for the case files. He discovers O'Bannon is getting immunity. Will John kill again? He, Meg, and Kevin are all implicated in the murder and are accessories.

Episode 10
Diana kicks John out of the house. O'Bannon shares his story with Diaz. The show is primed to explode. If it's going to happen, it has to be this episode.

Aguirre and Diaz can't grant O'Bannon immunity while Diaz is being investigated by Internal Affairs.

Ozzie goes to O'Bannon demanding to know what he's giving the cops, but O'Bannon's sister chases Ozzie off. John witnesses everything as he's trying to figure out whether he should kill O'Bannon.

John sees an opportunity to frame Ozzie for the murder of O'Bannon.

Kevin is in the thick of things. Looks like Gilbert is a drug smuggler. He's bringing in boats late at night, and upgrading the security.
It turns out Robert gave Danny a choice. Money for Nolan or money for the restaurant. Danny chose Nolan, and Danny ended up arrested for theft and in jail trying to save the restaurant.

Diaz talks to Internal Affairs and doesn't implicate himself. Aguirre's wife is up next, and she recants her story.

Kevin tells John that he and Meg did nothing. John responds that they had a choice. John reminds Kevin that Kevin threatened to kill Danny himself. They all point fingers at each other. Each one of them claims to be righteous, and none of them are. Meg and Kevin claim it's all John's fault. John claims they wanted the same thing and he saved them all. It's a very good scene. It makes you hope that all of them get caught and end up in jail.

John breaks into Ozzie's car to frame him, but he doesn't wear any gloves... rookie. Meg calls Diaz, pleading for mercy, but Diaz shuts that down.

Nolan wants to confess to John that he set fire to the restaurant, but he finds Diana instead.

Gilbert's lieutenant detains Ozzie, while John detains O'Bannon. John's playing 'let's make a deal', but O'Bannon is not buying it. The show wants us to believe that John will shoot O'Bannon with Ozzie's gun, but is it going to subvert that expectation? He doesn't do it. Is this show going to do anything. Each character gets right to the edge of the precipice and then they back down. Every time.

Kevin goes to Diaz's house to confess all. Will he? He does, but Diaz doesn't let him weasel out of responsibility. Diaz doesn't even want to hear about it. Did Kevin really think his sob story would relinquish him from all responsibility? Finally the idiot gets his comeuppance, but then Kevin bludgeons Diaz, presumably to death. Kevin's going to jail, unless he kills himself first. What happens to the rest of them? Aguirre will still hear O'Bannon's story.
Meg confesses to her mother Sally.

WHAT!! That's it. That's a non-ending. Of all the things we could get, we get nothing. This family has skirted danger the entire season. I grew tired of the show holding out, and never having any consequences for the characters. I waited all season, and they gave us nothing. All set up, no payoff. Atrocious.

Ten Movies on an Island: Musicals


As promised, here is my first list of my top ten in each movie genre: musicals, westerns, dramas, comedies (screwball/romantic & regular comedies), comedy-drama, horror/ghost/sci-fi, suspense/mystery, biographical, and Disney.

This list will focus on musicals. First of all, what is a musical? According to the definition on Wikipedia, a musical is:
... a film genre in which songs sung by the characters are interwoven into the narrative, sometimes accompanied by dancing.
Throughout Hollywood History, the musical has evolved. A musical from the 1930s is not going to be the same as a musical from the 1950s. Over the decades, there have been Operetta's, Horse Operas (that's a Western that's also a musical), the Busby Berkley musicals, biopics about musicians and showmen, Historical costume epics, fantasies, musicals adapted from Broadway productions, rock & roll musicals, beach party musicals... the list goes on.

Now I'm not a huge musicals person (surprising since I love music, sing, and play both the piano and the ukulele).  But I've never been a huge fan of the musicals that typically come to mind when someone says the word "musicals,"  so you will not be finding such classics as Singing in the Rain and Oklahoma! on here.

In picking my films, I did decide on a certain criteria, aside from merely liking it. It had to be a movie that I enjoyed the songs as much as the storyline (aka I actually know most if not all of the songs by heart) and if I looked for it at the library I would find it in the musicals section. So with those two things in mind, here is my list:
1. The Great Ziegfeld (1936) - William Powell
2. The Wizard of Oz (1939) - Judy Garland
3. Ziegfeld Girl (1941) - Lana Turner, Judy Garland, Hedy Lamarr
4. Girl Crazy (1943) - Judy Garland & Mickey Rooney
5. Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953) - Marilyn Monroe, Jane Russell, Charles Coburn
6. White Christmas (1954) - Bing Crosby & Rosemary Clooney, Danny Kaye & Vera-Ellen
7. Daddy Long Legs (1955) - Fred Astaire & Leslie Caron
8. My Fair Lady (1964) - Audrey Hepburn & Rex Harrison
9. The Sound of Music (1965) - Julie Andrews & Christopher Plummer
10. Funny Girl (1968) - Barbra Streisand & Omar Shariff
Here is the list I consulted when choosing my Top Ten Musicals. What are your favorites?

Tomorrow, my top ten Westerns!

Fantastic Four (2015)

Genre

Action | Sci-Fi

Director

Josh Trank

Country

USA

Cast

Miles Teller, Michael B. Jordan, Kate Mara, Jamie Bell, Toby Kebbell, Reg E. Cathey, Tim Blake Nelson, Dan Castellaneta, Tim Heidecker

Storyline

Four young outsiders teleport to an alternate and dangerous universe which alters their physical form in shocking ways. The four must learn to harness their new abilities and work together to save Earth from a former friend (Toby Kebbell) turned enemy.

Opinion

How many attempts does it take before making a film worth of the Fantastic Four, one of Marvel's best superheroes team ever? Apparently two isn't the magic number as "Fantastic Four" turned out to be another huge misfire that does not do justice to the team.

10 years after the mediocre "Fantastic Four", someone had the brilliant idea to re-imagine the origins of the team in a modern way. And to be honest choosing to make a reboot mostly focused on the adolescence of the future superheroes and villain was a great idea, the chance to make something similar to "X-Men: Days of Future Past". The filmmakers indeed dramatically expanded the relationship between Reed and Ben Grimm, but the script is so poorly written that the character's backstory still is incomprehensible, and the more the film progresses the more confusion is made.

The protagonists are nothing but spots on the screen, and instead of being the reason one would watch the film for, are just another boring component of the film. And don't let me start on the villain, he probably is the worst villain brought to screen ever!

The two most important factors in an action/sci-fi movie are a complete disaster as well. The special effects are very poor, especially The Thing that looks like he came straight out of a PS2 videogame. The action is almost non-existent, and utterly unengaging, and the final battle against Dr. Doom lasts something like 5 minutes.

The acting isn't better. I did love Miles Teller in "Whiplash", and he does put efforts in this film as well, but there is nothing he can do with the poor material he has been given. I was intrigued to see Michael B. Jordan as The Human Torch but he's completely wasted. Same goes with his adopted sister Susan Storm played by Kate Mara.

Sunday 29 May 2016

The Do-Over Netflix Movie Review

The Do-Over (2016)
David Spade, Adam Sandler in The Do-Over
The Do-Over - Not the worst ever.

Watch The Do-Over
Written by:
Kevin Barnett, Chris Pappas

Directed by: Steven Brill
Starring: Adam Sandler, David Spade, Paula Patton
Rated: R

Plot:
This Netflix original movie has two men (Adam Sandler & David Spade) fake their death for a fresh start and end up in even deeper trouble.

Verdict:
It's not good, but it's not the train wreck Sandler's previous films have been. It's over the top and ridiculous, with a fair amount of gross out humor. I didn't hate it!
It depends.

Review:
Director Steven Brill previously worked with Sandler on Little Nicky and Mr. Deeds.
It's a grounded premise with Spade playing a guy who never got over high school and never got out of town. He's a boring grownup with a bad job, wife, and kids that aren't even his. He never made it, and his life stinks.
His friend Max who chooses the strange moniker of Maxi-pad has it all. He's in the FBI and has a yacht. Feeling particularly down, Spade calls up Max to hang out. It turns out Max isn't as successful as he claimed. He just faked his and Spade's death so they can have a fresh start.

The story is contrived, with the guys finding themselves in a heap of trouble. Their adventure is sprinkled with off the wall comedy like Sandler bludgeoning a fish to death while Spade is sprayed with the blood or Spade dressing up like Magnum P.I. There's more than a couple gross out jokes too.

They end up in Puerto Rico with a mansion and a Ferrari living the good life, though they're chased by a hit man.

This movies falls between silly, funny, and completely contrived. I did like that Spade's penultimate fight is against a woman and that he doesn't hold back. It was a nice diversion from what usually occurs. That, and Sandler and Spade's goal is to cure cancer. As you might guess, nothing is subtle in this movie.