Sunday, 31 July 2016

Fast Five (2011)

Genre

Action | Crime

Director

Justin Lin

Country

USA

Cast

Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Jordana Brewster, Tyrese Gibson, Chris Bridges, Matt Schulze, Sung Kang, Dwayne Johnson, Gal Gadot, Joaquim de Almeida, Elsa Pataky, Tego Calderon, Don Omar

Storyline

Dominic Toretto (Vin Diesel) and Brian O'Conner (Paul Walker) plan a massive heist to buy their freedom while in the sights of a powerful Brazilian drug lord (Joaquim de Almeida) and a dangerous federal agent (Dwayne Johnson).

Opinion

After several unappealing films, and when one would have never expected anything good, Justin Lin comes back with his third entry in the franchise, and it's surprisingly good. I am not saying "Fast Five" is Oscar worthy, but it definitely does what it is supposed to do, it entertains, which is not that granted considering the previous entry(ies).

Once again the plot isn't particularly strong or witty, but it is quite decent and it involves one of my favourite things ever on films, a heist. Sure, it isn't "Jackie Brown" or to stay on topic "The Italian Job" - yes, I like that film - but it is pulled off nicely.

The film also features something that resembles character development. The personalities of the main characters are kind of explored a bit, and fear, vulnerability and humour are shown.

Another huge improvement on its predecessor is the action. There is no lack of races or fast and beautiful cars, and the action sequences are actually gripping - they sure will draw your attention.

As for the acting, there isn't much of an improvement here. Dwayne Johnson is a great addition to the series and Vin Diesel sure can do action films, but the acting still leaves much to be desired.

Tallulah Netflix Movie Review

Tallulah (2016) 

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Written by: Sian Heder
Directed by: Sian Heder
Starring: Zachary Quinto, Uzo Aduba, Ellen Page, Allison Janney
Rated: PG-13

Ellen Page in Tallulah
Tallulah - Uneven at best,
Plot:
In this Netflix original, a woman desperate for a break from her child hires a stranger to babysit

Verdict:
It sounds like a comedy, but it isn't. I wanted more from this. It takes a while to distance itself from the initial tropes it sets up, before exploring motherhood from three radically different viewpoints. Unfortunately nothing manifests, and the ending is not just underwhelming but almost intentionally bad.
Skip it.

Review:
From the start this taps in to the free spirit drifter trope. Lu (Ellen Page) likes eating from dumpsters and living in a van, but her boyfriend doesn't.

She's mistaken as an employee while stealing food at a hotel and asked to watch a toddler by Carolyn. Carolyn is crazy, high, or both. She's not right and I wasn't sure if Carolyn just wanted to ditch her child or wanted a break. No one in their right mind would mistake Lu for an employee of the hotel. Carolyn is obviously unequipped to handle a kid. Is it even hers?

Lu decides to steal the kid. This feels like a dramatic remake of a comedy as Lu has no idea how to raise a kid. It's easy to tell where this is going, and the few attempts at surprise never materialize. Lu is more of a sociopath than free spirit. She cons her former boyfriend's mother, Margo (Allison Janney), into helping her.

Carolyn is a more interesting story, but that part isn't explored despite the fact that social services is called in. Uzo Adoba does a great job in a role completely different from Orange is the New Black. The problem is that she doesn't have near enough screen time in this.

Carolyn is the mother than doesn't want to be a mother. Margo is the mother that lost her son when he grew up, and Lu never wanted to be a mother until she felt the urge to protect this baby she stole.
Margo and Lu's relationship becomes less cliche in the last third, but I wanted an investigation into Carolyn. She's unfit to be a parent, and her tears over losing her child seem slightly disingenuous. Maybe this has caused her to realize the lover for her child, but nothing ever comes of her obvious deficiencies.

The last third isn't bad. Each of the three females interact. Lu is responsible for both of these women losing their kids. She stole both of them, but with her boyfriend, he had a choice. Margo never wanted to lose her son, but Carolyn actively wished for it. Margo is too quick to believe Lu, but she wanted something to believe in and this was it.

I was surprised at how bad of an ending this had. I was hoping for a solid ending that would retroactively improve the whole movie, but what we got was silly and ridiculous. I don't even like this ending. It's like an intern lost the last few pages of a script, plagiarized a children's book, and no one realized.

Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012)

Genre

Adventure | Animation | Comedy

Director

Steve Martino | Michael Thurmeier

Country

USA

Voice Cast

Ray Romano, John Leguizamo, Denis Leary, Seann William Scott, Josh Peck, Peter Dinklage, Wanda Sykes, Jennifer Lopez, Queen Latifah, Josh Gad, Keke Palmer, Nick Frost, Aziz Ansari, Drake, Nicki Minaj, Alan Tudyk, Ester Dean, Kunal Nayyar, Rebel Wilson, Eddie Sotelo, Joy Behar, Alain Chabat, Heather Morris, Chris Wedge, Patrick Stewart

Storyline

When Scrat (Chris Wedge) accidentally provokes a continental cataclysm, Manny (Ray Romano), Sid (John Leguizamo), Diego (Denis Leary) and Sid's granny (Wanda Sykes) get separated from their home. As they sail across the sea with an iceberg for a ship, they encounter sea creatures that are determined to stop them from reaching their home.

Opinion

If you have been reading my reviews for the past month, you then know that I like the Ice Age series. That being said, they should really have stopped, because this fourth installment isn't good. "Ice Age: Continental Drift" indeed is a quite boring, not really enjoyable animated film, the drift of a good series.

Until now I've been saying how simple yet interesting the story was. Unfortuntately this time I cannot say the same. It is so not interesting mainly because the group that was supposed to fight extinction -which happened in the previous three films - somehow ended up fighting pirates.

The story to "Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs" was definitely unrealistic because there were no dinosaurs during the ice age, but at least it was interesting, and mostly important was made interesting by the characters. And guess what this film lacks of? That's right, interesting characters. Sure, there's Sid's granny who brings some fun to the film that it's not enough to balance the awful villain(s) or Peaches' new friends.

Also there are too many subplots that have no purpose whatsoever. Which is exactly what happened in the last film, meaning the filmmakers do not know how to learn from their mistakes.

But the animation is good and of course better than the three previous films - that's where the half point comes from.

Saturday, 30 July 2016

New on Netflix for August

Netflix has a lot of new content for August, this is what I plan on checking out.

The Little Prince (August 05, 2016) 
The Netflix distributed movie is the first animated feature film adaption of Antoine de Saint-Exupéry's book by the same name. I really like the book and can't wait to see the film.
Jeff Bridges, Rachel McAdams, Paul Rudd, Benicio del Toro, James Franco, Ricky Gervais, and Paul Giamatti all end their voices to the movie.

The Fast and the Furious (August 01, 2016)
This movie is my guilty pleasure, but what resonates is that the creators love cars. That's something none of the sequels ever captured.The lines are unintentionally funny and quotable. This is a movie I'll watch whenever I get the chance. It's got Vin Diesel and Paul Walker.

Funny or Die Presents: Donald Trump's The Art of the Deal: The Movie
(August 01, 2016)
The Netflix exclusive features Johnny Depp as Donald Trump. The movie premiered on the Funny or Die site in February before being removed soon after.

No Country for Old Men (August 11, 2016)
This is such a great movie adapted from a Cormac McCarthy book. Every aspect is well done, and it's a movie you have to watch. It's got Josh Brolin and Tommy Lee Jones.

The Get Down (August 12, 2016) 
The Netflix series is a musical drama from Baz Luhrman starring Will Smith's son  Jaden. Despite Jaden, I want to see what Luhrman creates. That and Shawn Ryan from The Shield and rapper Nas are also involved.

David Cross: Making America Great Again (August 05, 2016)
This Netflix original features outrageous comedian David Cross from Arrested Development (2003).

XOXO (August 26, 2016) 
In this Netflix original six strangers lives collide on a romantic night. I can't find much information about this, but it could be interesting. That and I'll give a Netflix original a chance.

The Road (August 25, 2016) 
Another McCarthy adaptation. It's a dark dystopian movie with Viggo Mortensen and Michael K. Williams. If you like post apocalyptic movies, check this out.

Fearless (August 19, 2016) Season 1
This Netflix original documentary series follows professional bull riders.

Bill Murray in St. Vincent
St. Vincent -It's Bill Murray, what more needs to be said?

St. Vincent (August 10, 2016)
The fact it stars Bill Murray was enough for me to watch. He does a great job, but the supporting cast can't keep up. Read my review.

The Weekly Movie Watch Volume 106

This week I watched Midnight Special, Triple 9, Lethal Weapon, Bad Boys II.

I watch movies every week and then write down my thoughts. Read my previous reviews!
My rating is simple, Watch It, It Depends, Skip it.

Jaeden Liebeher as Alton in Midnight Special
Midnight Special -How far does devotion drive a person?
Midnight Special (2016)
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Written by: Jeff Nichols
Directed by: Jeff Nichols
Starring: Michael Shannon, Joel Edgerton, Kirsten Dunst, Adam Driver, Sam Shepard,  Jaeden Lieberher
Rated: PG-13

Plot:
Due to his son's special powers, he and his father are on the run from the government and a cult.

Verdict:
I like Jeff Nichols films. He manages to capture mood and emotion so well. Midnight Special leaves you with a few questions, but I don't mind that because the unanswered questions add depth to the main plot. This is a movie that explores devotion, love, and belief. It combines sci-fi and thriller and expects you to put the pieces together.
Watch it.

Review:
This starts in media res. Two armed men are hiding out in a hotel room with a child. Have Roy and Lucas kidnapped this kid, Alton? They are obviously on the run. That's where the story starts, and the rest of the plot is masterfully built upon that initial moment. It's good story telling. This movie never holds my hand, and it expects me to pay attention and connect the information.

The concurrent story has an FBI agent played by Paul Sparks investigating a religious leader, Calvin (Sam Shepard). As an aside, I've seen Sparks in House of Cards and Stranger Things. I didn't realize he was Mickey Doyle in Boardwalk Empire, he seems liked a completely different person in that role.

The movie gives you clues. I wondered if the religious leader was head of a cult. As the story expands you realize it is a cult.

Alton is special. We learn the details of how he is special and why that has various groups chasing him. We don't learn how he got his powers or the full extent of his powers, but it's inconsequential. It's just a macguffin. The movie is about relationships. Roy and Lucas want to protect him, the cult thinks he is their savior, and the government wants to utilize him as a weapon. We don't know why Alton is special, but we see the devotion he engenders.

I've seen Nichols previous films Take Shelter and Mud. He continues to impress here. His movies share similarities, focusing on relationships, creating an atmosphere, and providing Michael Shannon a role. Shannon turns in another solid performance in Midnight Special as does Edgerton. While I'd rank all three of the movies equally high, Midnight Special loses the edge because it lacks the small moments between characters that Nichols does so well. This has few chances to slow down with the protagonists on the run, but doesn't do enough to capitalize on those moments. At least, not like he's done in his previous films.

If you want this movie to explain all of the details, it's not going to happen. This movie expects you to fill in a lot of the blanks, though it's never a chore. It requires participation. Nichols gives you enough to know what's going on. That gives the world an incredible amount of depth because I feel like I only see part of it. It's a portrait of love, devotion, and family, expanding on these words and to whom they apply.


Casey Affleck in Triple 9
Triple 9 - Solid action... and, well, solid action.
Triple 9 (2016)
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Written by: Matt Cook
Directed by: John Hillcoat
Starring:  Casey Affleck, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Anthony Mackie, Aaron Paul, Clifton Collins, Jr., Norman Reedus, Teresa Palmer, Michael K. Williams, Gal Gadot, Woody Harrelson, Kate Winslet.
Rated: R

Plot:
Criminals and corrupt cops attempt a heist at the behest of the Russian mob.

Verdict:
I had such high hopes with a cast this vast, but the movie can't juggle so many characters. It has it's moments of superb action but lacks character development. The opening is fantastic, but it can't maintain the momentum or sharp writing. The conclusion is lackluster.
It depends.

Review:
I liked Hillcoats The Proposition (2005) and The Road (2009). This cast is absolutely huge, and that ends up being part of the problem.

The movie opens with a bank robbery in progress, and it's apparent this crew is trained and ruthless. I can't help but think of Heat (1995), but the similarity is just that it's a thrilling bank robbery. It's a disservice to Heat to mention it in the same sentence as Triple 9.
The crew flees the scene, but red smoke floods their van, embedded in stolen cash. They are stranded on the freeway, which was a surprise that they didn't get away cleanly. On top of that, two men in the crew are cops. The writing impressed me. The butt of the gun didn't break a car window on the first hit and gun fire doesn't explode a car's gas tank. The crew even spoke Spanish during the robbery to throw off the investigation. The rest of the movie never seems this smart or clever.

The heist crew is forced to take on another job that seems impossible. The triple 9 plan comes to easily. The cops are going to kill a fellow officer. This will significantly delay response time to their new heist. The writing was less than deft. It's an interesting plan, but the cops should be more reserved. It's a neat solution handled clumsily. It just drops the idea with almost no lead up.

The movie handles action much better than dialog. It never does a good job of characterization. It never slows down enough, treating dialog like a chore. That and there are just too many characters.You could cut out half of the characters and provide a lacking focus.
Kate Winslet play a Russian mob boss, but her performance always felt too much like theater. Harrelson's part is too thin to make it interesting.
Casey Afflek is a rookie cop. We see him taking the lead on breaching a house, holding a bullet proof shield in front of him. The sequence is intense and ends in a shoot out.

You think you know what's coming, and the movie pulls the rug right out from under you in a surprising twist. We get another action sequence with Woody Harrelson driving a car like he's in a Grand Theft Auto game.

The ending is unsatisfying and undercuts a few story lines. We don't get a big showdown at the end. I expected it, and while I like to have my expectations diverted, this was a diversion just for the sake of it. The first heist is too good. We don't get anything to match it in the rest of the movie. The conclusion lacks the punch it should. I was left thinking, "That's it?"


Danny Glover, Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon
Lethal Weapon - The odd couple cop pairing that raised the bar.
Lethal Weapon (1987)
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Written by: Shane Black
Directed by: Richard Donner
Starring: Mel Gibson, Danny Glover, Gary Busey 
Rated: R

Plot:
Veteran cop Murtaugh is paired with loose cannon Riggs to stop drug smugglers.

Verdict:
This is the quintessential buddy cop movie, with two completely opposite cops sharing a common goal in a dark story. It's not without comedy, and while action filled, it slows down to develop the characters and give them background. It's these moments that make us root for them.
Watch it.

Review:
Lethal Weapon redefined the cop action movie. It's dark and violent, and much less comedic than what the franchise later became. It's technically a Christmas movie like Die Hard (1988).
Many movies have tried to copy the formula and taken queues from it, but this is more than a buddy cop action movie.

What grounds this movie is the background for the characters. We know why Riggs is wild, and the movie doesn't make it a major plot point. Riggs feels he has nothing to lose, while Murtaugh has a big family and is on the brink of retirement. At no point does a character state how different they are. This movie gives the viewer some credit.

The first scene features a drug using, naked, suicidal girl. The next scene is Murtaugh (Danny Glover) in the bathtub. This movie attempts to checks all the boxes as it also shows us that Riggs (Mel Gibson) sleeps naked.

It's strange that neither Murtaugh or his wife and kids find it awkward to cram your kids into a tiny bathroom with their naked father. It's such a strange scene since they easily could have wished him happy birthday during breakfast.

Murtaugh and Riggs first meet when Murtaugh sees him handling a gun and proceeds to tackle him. Murtaugh ends up being thrown to the floor.

The movie balances the dark yet generic story of drug smugglers with action and comedy. Riggs trying to talk down a suicidal man on a roof top may not be the best choice. This is more than the odd couple as cops. It has a swirling drug conspiracy plot line. Gary Busey's career was revived as henchman Joshua. He's so devoted to the big bad known as "The General"  that he willingly burns his arm. You just don't see that much outside of '80s movies.

In the final show down between Busey and Gibson's characters, three specialists were brought in to bring a style of martial arts never seen before in a movie. It sounds more impressive than it is, but as a whole this is a great movie.


Will Smith in Bad Boys II
Bad Boys II -Also known as Blow Stuff Up.
Bad Boys II (2003)
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Written by: George Gallo (characters), Marianne Wibberley & Cormac Wibberley and Ron Shelton (story), Ron Shelton and Jerry Stahl (screenplay)
Directed by: Michael Bay
Starring:  Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, Gabrielle Union, Peter Stormare, Michael Shannon, Henry Rollins
Rated: R

Plot:
Narcotics cops Marcus Burnett and Mike Lowrey return for explosions and fast cars.

Verdict:
This throws fast cars, pretty girls, and lots of explosions at you in quick succession. It's made for short attention spans and often feels boring. The story is flat and lacks tension or surprise. The excess feels like a ploy to hide the faults. The comedy is crude, the action is just spectacle, and while Smith and Lawrence have great chemistry the script does a poor job of giving that life.
It depends.

Review:
Bad Boys II is never as funny as it thinks it is. A lot is going on in just the opening which sets the tone for the frenetic pace. Marcus and Mike (Lawrence and Smith) infiltrate the Klan, complete with full costumes, them singing a rendition of the song Bad Boys, and then a shoot out. None of the jokes are subtle, substituting crudeness for comedy. This is a movie made by someone with, or for people possessing, a short attention span.

The high way chase is meant to be epic, but it's difficult to tell whats happening. The editing is so quick that action is often implied more than it's seen. It relies on explosions, crashes, and a Ferrari without giving us an impressive visual. Bad guys are releasing vehicles off the back of a car transport. Instead of a sweeping scene of the cars being released and the Ferrari dodging it, we get bits and pieces that imply that's what happened. This is a Michael Bay film, so the excess is expected.

It's an interesting look at nineties culture, despite being released at the beginning of the millennium. Will Smith is rocking the dog tags, and Lawrence is wearing the basketball jersey. Even the language feels tied to the time.
I thought Will Smith didn't have to curse to sell records, but I guess his films follow different rules. Crude language rarely bothers me, but this movie feels like a teenager trying to impress by spewing all the words not allowed by his parents.
We even get a scene of rats copulating. It's crude, but not funny. That is a perfect snapshot of this movie.

The funniest scene involves Reggie, a teen who's going on a date with Marcus's daughter. Mike and Marcus try to scare the kid by hurling insults at him and referencing stints in jail while downing a bottle of liquor. They even point a gun at Reggie. While it's crude, it's a rare instance where the movie succeeds with it's over the top comedy. The actor that played Reggie was told to not look Martin Lawrence in the eye, and he had no idea he would be staring down the barrel of a gun. His fear is real. The scene culminates in Mike asking Reggie, "You ever made love to a man? You want to?" This is what Smith and Lawrence are trying to capture throughout the movie, and this is the rare scene where they succeed.

With so much action this ultimately felt boring. There is no story. It's a bunch of explosions and highly improbably situations strung together. Will Smith is invincible and that robs the movie of any intensity. I never for a second think he'll fail. He escapes the final battle unharmed despite the many bullets fired, some directly through the windshield of the vehicles he commandeered. No one fires at him when he gets out of the car, not to mention he's in a land mine field and misses all of the explosives while firing at the bad guys. There is a big slow motion shot of Will beating the bad guy, but it's just filler in a hollow movie.

Friday, 29 July 2016

Bojack Horseman Season 3 Review

Bojack Horseman (2014-)
Season 3 (2016)

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Created by: Raphael Bob-Waksberg
Starring:   Will Arnett, Amy Sedaris, Alison Brie, Aaron Paul, Paul F. Tompkins

Rating: TV-MA 

Bojack Horseman Season 3 - Incredibly hilarious, dark, daring, and depressing.

Plot: 
In season three of this Netflix original, Bojack hopes his latest film Secretariat nets him an Oscar nomination. In this animated world anthropomorphic animals and humans live side by side.

Verdict
I started watching season one of Bojack because Will Arnett voiced the titular character and it also featured Aaron Paul. I quit half way through the fourth episode. Reviews agree the first half was bad and the second half was much better.
I picked up at season three just to see if this did get better. I wasn't expecting much and I was surprised. I don't typically like animated adult shows, but this is an incredible show.
It's often hilarious, but just as often incredibly depressing and dark. I can't recall any show that so deftly handles both emotions. This would be too morose if it was live action, as it's an exploration of how terrible Bojack's life can become, and it's his own fault. Bojack is broken. The animation, blunts the dark edge of the show.
It's punctuated by hilarious moments from great supporting characters. It's hard not to like Mr. Peanutbutter. This is very well written and clever. I can't even pick a favorite episode as they are all really good.
Watch it.

Review
The combination of anthropomorphic animals and humans together is absurd, and the animation is crude. I was ready to not like this after my season one preview, and I changed my mind by the second episode of season three. Season three is amazing, and as reviews suggest season two is just as good.

It's manic,  funny, and definitely dark. The comedy is a strange off kilter blend of puns and wackiness. Pause this at almost any point and you'll find a visual gag. I can't help but like this.

Bojack was in a famous '80s sitcom, and has been chasing that level of fame ever since. He's not only self destructive, but brings others down with him. He's a liar and a terrible person, but you still want him to find some level of success.
Even when he's on the brink of success, it doesn't work out. This show kicks him right back down, but does it in a hilarious fashion with help from Todd and Mr. Peanutbutter.

The flashback to 2007 in episode two is great. It does an expert job of referencing 2007 while being fully self aware. There are many movie references and background jokes. It's so clever, and the animal name puns never get old.

Episode four impresses because it's almost entirely silent. It's a good episode and daring as it changes the formula for a one off story. Not only that, but it does a silent story incredibly well. I'd call this a standout episode, but nearly every episode is stand out.

Episode six tackles abortion, but doesn't make a 'very special episode' out of it.

The main arc of the season is Bojack trying to fill the hole that fame left in his life. In episode ten, Todd unloads on Bojack telling him that his problem isn't the things he blames. "It's you."

Bojack can't cope when his plan for life derails. He implodes, and that blast isn't without casualties. The season concludes with Bojack at his lowest point, while Mr. Peanutbutter is a hero. It's that strange combination of funny and depressing that this show juxtaposes so well.

Scoop (2006)

Genre

Comedy | Crime | Mystery | Romance

Director


Country

UK | USA

Cast

Scarlett Johansson, Woody Allen, Hugh Jackman, Ian McShane, Charles Dance, Romola Garai, Kevin R. McNally, Julian Glover, Victoria Hamilton, Fenella Woolgar, Geoff Bell, Alexander Armstrong, Anthony Head, Peter Mastin

Storyline

Dead British journalist Joe Strombel (Ian McShane) appears to the American student of journalism Sondra Pransky (Scarlett Johansson) during a magic show and tells her that aristocrat Peter Lyman (Hugh Jackman) is a serial killer. Dragging along Sid Waterman (Woody Allen), the magician, Sondra starts investigating and...

Opinion

After showing he still is a great director with the brilliant "Match Point", Woody Allen returned an year later with "Scoop", a delightful "detective" film that you will have you laughing like Allen's earlier silly movies.

Once again Allen shows what a writer he is with a story that is sure simple, yet very interesting and engaging. This time the compelling storyline is a blend of comedy, noir, thriller and fantasy - as if making a comedy-noir-thriller film wasn't hard enough already.

So yeah, the story is interesting and the way it unfolds it's great, but the best part of the script has yet to come. That would be the witty dialogue and the highly likable characters - from Woody Allen's usual neurotic character, to Scarlett Johansson's naive girl, to Hugh Jackman's suspected serial killer.

Like I mentioned before, this film is also very funny. It is arguably the most funny of Woody's comedies in years. There are a lot of jokes, some of which don't work well, but the majority is pretty solid and so are the gags.

However the thing that impressed me the most is the acting. I wouldn't have expected Scarlett Johansson to play such a character - a not-sexy, kinda clumsy girl - in a bazillion years, but most important, I would have never expected her to rock such a role. She really is breathtaking, and she also has a great chemistry with Allen - who by the way is hilarious as always. Hugh Jackman also does a good job as the supposed serial killer as well as Ian McShane as the dead journalist.

CUTAWAYS: THE GROOVE TUBE

C’mon and admit it. This is what most of us who have watched the political conventions over the past two weeks have actually heard…

Sigh, what to do? When prominent Catholics are saying there is absolutely no way in good conscience you can vote for Trump or vote for Clinton or vote for a third party candidate or just nobody at all, what’s left? I guess we do what we always do; consult the Catechism and the USCCB’s Forming Consciences For Faithful Citizenship and muddle through as best we can. Maybe we should just write in Clark Terry; his message is as clear as anyone else’s this year.

Review: JASON BOURNE (2016)

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WRITTEN REVIEW: Monsters: TV For Couch Potatoes & Cyclopes

By CORY CARR
Since the success of Twilight Zone and spooky radio dramas before it, television networks have been trying to cash in with their own branded version of horror anthology. Horror on television has become a big business with shows like The Walking Dead and American Horror Story. Seasons of these shows now get big Hollywood budgets and have top notch make-up effects. But this hasn't always been true. Made for t.v. horror has ridden a long hard road to mainstream success. There was From Beyond, The Outer Limits, Night Gallery and after those and several others, came Monsters.
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Thursday, 28 July 2016

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016)

Genre

Action | Horror | Romance

Director

Burr Steers

Country

UK | USA

Cast

Lily James, Sam Riley, Jack Huston, Bella Heathcote, Douglas Booth, Matt Smith, Charles Dance, Lena Headey, Suki Waterhouse, Emma Greenwell, Ellie Bamber, Millie Brady, Sally Phillips, Aisling Loftus, Dolly Wells, Tom Lorcan, Jess Radomska, Hermione Corfield

Storyline

The five Bennett sisters must try to protect themselves from the growing zombie threat, find suitable husbands for themselves, battle marriage proposals and unlikely suitors, and save the country before it's too late.

Opinion

I'm yet to read Jane Austen's "Pride and Prejudice" - yeah, shame on me - but I sure know its reputation, and I have to say I was quite interested to see what kind of results blending such a classic with zombies, which I love, would have produced. I don't even know why I thought, even for a second, it could have been good.

Instead of being grotesque as I thought it would be, "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" is a bland "zombie/horror" flick where boredom reigns supreme. Seriously, it's so boring, it's hard to follow.

Even though I would never dare calling it is a zombie film, there is a zombie factor involved. The writers' brains, for instance, were probably eaten by a herd of undeads because the screenplay is rubbish. Someone should have told them that just putting zombies in a classic novel is not enough to turn it into a movie - and according to Wikipedia into another book.

The plot is more predictable than the Team Rocket always losing at the end of each episode, and there are so many plot holes it looks like a slotted spoon. And the zombies are intelligent and they have feelings too, and they walk among us without us knowing, and they have their own community. Isn't that crazy?

Unfortunately the writing isn't the only problem. The film cannot be defined as action film either. It is awful, and tedious just like the rest of the film.

The members of the cast also do their best to suck. But it's not their fault, not completely at least. The director is the one that deserves the blame, along with the poor script, because the guy clearly has no clue how to direct.

Look what's back in the news, again:

20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (1954)

Genre

Adventure | Sci-Fi

Director

Richard Fleischer

Country

USA

Cast

Kirk Douglas, James Mason, Paul Lukas, Peter Lorre, Robert J. Wilke, Ted de Corsia, Carleton Young, J. M. Kerrigan, Percy Helton, Ted Cooper, Fred Graham

Storyline

As a monster is terrorizing the seas, three unlikely companions board a warship in search of the beat, only to find out the hard way it is a submarine boat, the Nautilus, commanded by Captain Nemo (James Mason).

Opinion

I've recently read Jules Verne's novel "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea" and I surprisingly enjoyed it. So I decided to watch the film based on it, but I should have stayed away from it.

In fact, Disney's "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea" is a quite tedious adventure film that is nothing compared to Jules Verne's visionary novel.

I don't really understand why they had to change all the fascinating things about the story. One of the things that make the novel interesting and intriguing is the aura of mystery around the character of Captain Nemo. Neither Aronnax nor his associates nor the readers know a thing about Nemo's enigmatic figure, but the screenwriters decided to take some steps further: not only they created his past, but they've also made it part of the plot.

But that's not all. Instead of being focused on Aronnax, the story this film tells is focused on Aronnax's associates. I would have been okay with that if it wasn't for the way the two men were portait. First of all Conseil isn't anything like the guy in the book. Second, Conseil and Ned Land, who was my favourite in the novel, are scripted like a comic duo. And what's up with the singing seal? I don't remember anything like that in the book.

But at least the special effects and set design are impressive. I still cannot believe this film was made in 1954 because visually it is still very beautiful to look at, and it doesn't feel too much dated.

The acting is also quite good. Despite the way the character was written, Kirk Douglas makes a quite good and charming Ned Land. And James Mason is amazing as Captain Nemo.


Wednesday, 27 July 2016

Thursday Movie Picks: World War I


Hello there, and welcome to Thursday Movie Picks, a weekly series hosted by Wandering Through the Shelves where you share three movies to fit the theme of the week each Thursday.

This week's theme is World War I. I do realize it sounds creepy but WWII has always been my favourite. Lucky me though there are some pretty good movies about WWI that are worth watching, and today I'm sharing with you three of my favourites - and I kind of went theme within theme since they all are about friendship. Here you go

Gallipoli (1981)

Two Australian sprinters face the brutality of war when they join the Australian army and are sent to fight in the Gallipoli campaign in Turkey. This film doesn't have much of a story but it still manages to be engaging, but most important it manages to be a powerful and moving film about friendship and the unfairness of war. And the two leads, Mel Gibson and Archy Hamilton, are amazing and have such a chemistry!

La grande guerra (1959)

After both trying in every way to avoid serving the army, two Italian slackers are called to serve in World War I. This is a brilliant commedia all'italiana (or Italian-style comedy) and just like the previous film, it is about friendship and war. It is also an ironic and poignant portrait of life in the trenches, it does make you reflect on the horrors of the Great War, and makes you laugh because of the spectacular leading duo, Vittorio Gassman and Alberto Sordi.

War Horse (2011)

Young Albert Narracott enlists to serve in World War I after his alcoholic father sold his beloved horse to the cavalry. Oh, this film is just fantastic, and watching a man and an animal bonding in such a beautiful way is beyond moving (yes, I love animals). I do realize it may not appeal to everyone because it's rather slow, but let me tell you something, it is necessary to establish the relationships and to make you care about the characters.