Tuesday, 26 March 2019

One Day (2011)

Nine years ago I bought David Nicholls's One Day only to stop reading it after a hundred pages because I didn't like it. Years later, when I learnt that it had been adapted into a movie starring Anne Hathaway, I decided to watch the movie instead to know how the story ended. And I did not like it. Earlier this month I gave the book another chance and I liked it enough to consider giving the film another shot. Unfortunately, unlike the book, the second time was not a charm. 

The story follows the lives of Emma Morley (Anne Hathaway) and Dexter Mayhew (Jim Sturgess), starting with an almost one-night stand on their graduation night, on July 15, 1988. They decide to stay in touch but, over the course of eighteen years, they grow apart as they choose different paths and we are shown what they are up to on the same day, July 15, every year. 

Despite the fact that it's relatively faithful to the source material —there are so many pointless changes though, like Emma and Dexter not having sex on graduation night, and Dexter teaching in Paris instead of Rome—, Lone Scherfig's One Day is a lacklustre adaptation as the plot is never compelling; on the contrary, it's rather dull and often feels dragged, and the year-skipping is handled so terribly, it feels as if a drunk, maybe Dexter himself, made the film.

No matter how uninteresting and unengaging the story ended up being on screen, the worst aspect of the screenplay easily is the characters.  The persona of Emma Morley has been simplified so much that she comes off as some annoying, bitchy damsel (in distress) waiting for Prince Charming instead of the smart, independent, successful woman she is in the novel, and her witty sense of humour is nowhere to be found. As for Dexter, he is just a wasted, selfish alcoholic with no depth whatsoever. Where's the dreamy, charming man from the book? The one Emma falls in love with? The one the reader/the audience falls in love with? In addition, the thoughts of the characters are completely left out. I get that it was not that easy to translate them on screen, but how are we supposed to care about them and be emotionally invested if we don't know anything about them? I'm not a fan of voice-overs but in this case, it could have helped. The supporting characters are so flat, shallow and bland, they are not even worth mentioning. 

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With such a poor script and probably even poorer direction, there's nothing the actors can do to elevate the film. The problem is that they don't even try. Anne Hathaway gives yet another boring performance and her Yorkshire accent is atrocious, Jim Sturgess gives such a cheesy performance, and the chemistry between them is just off. As for the supporting cast, One Day does a wonderful job at wasting such a talented actress as Patricia Clarkson. 

Despite all the flaw, One Day isn't a complete waste of time. While it certainly isn't the most absorbing and involving stories on screen, some parts of the story are quite interesting, the cinematography is quite beautiful, the scenery is gorgeous and the soundtrack, although some song choices are beyond cheesy, is pretty good. 

Monday, 25 March 2019

Netflix NEWS 03.26.2019

Netflix NEWS
Updates on Netflix original content releasing this week and the announcements from last week. You can always read more about what's coming out this week and in the future on our Upcoming page.
Netflix Originals Releasing This Week

Nate Bargatze: The Tennessee Kid (March 26)

Netflix Comedy Special
Nate Bargatze is an American comedian and actor from Old Hickory, Tennessee. He's known for his special on Comedy Central Presents, has appeared multiple times on Late Night with Conan O'Brien and on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
Watch the trailer

Ainori Love Wagon: Asian Journey Season 2 (March 28) - Excludes Japan
Netflix Exclusive Japanese Language Reality Series
This is a reboot of a show that originally ran from 1999-2009. It's a reality matchmaking show that has participants exploring the cultures of other countries as they tour around a bus called the "Love Wagon".

15 August (March 29)
Netflix Distributed Indian Movie
Veteran Bollywood actress Madhuri Dixit turns producer for this lighthearted snapshot of life in the chawls of Mumbai.

Bayoneta (March 29)
Netflix Distributed Mexican Movie
A retired Mexican boxer living alone in Finland gets a shot to redeem himself in the ring, forcing him to confront his painful past in the process.

On My Block Season 2 (March 29)
Netflix Original Series
A coming-of-age comedy about bright and street-savvy friends braving their way through the triumph, defeats, and the newness of high-school in the inner city.
Reported on October 2, 2018 Jessica Maria Garcia would be a series regular for season 2.
Season 2 Announcement 
Cold Opening Clip
Watch the trailer

Osmosis Seagson 1 (March 29)


Netflix Original French Language Series - 8 episodes
Set in Paris, technology can decode true love. By digging into a user's brain, the new dating app OSMOSIS can find your soulmate with 100% accuracy. What's the cost when technology can access your deepest secrets? This is Netflix's second original French series.
Announcement 
Details
Watch the trailer

Santa Clarita Diet Season 3 (March 29)

Netflix Original Series
Married real estate agents Sheila and Joel Hammond's lives take a dark turn when Sheila experiences a dramatic change. She dies and develops a taste for human flesh.
Sharlita Grant will havea  recurring role.
Season 3 Date Announcement video
Watch the Season 3 trailer

The Highwaymen (March 29)
Netflix Original Movie
Woody Harrelson and Kevin Costner are two former Texas Rangers who hunt down Depression Era outlaws Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow. John Lee Hancock directs. Costner would play Frank Hamer and Harrelson would play Manny Gault.
Confirmed on February 12.
Premieres March 29 
Watch the trailer

The Legend of Cocaine Island (March 29)
Netflix Distributed Documentary
A small-business owner and family man comes across the legend of a hidden stash of cocaine worth $2 million hidden in the Caribbean. Having been hit hard during the Great Recession, he plans to retrieve the buried loot, using the talents of a band of colorful misfits, but without prior drug-running experience, disorder (and laughter) ensue.
The film, originally titled White Tide: The Legend of Culebra, premiered at the 2018 Tribeca Film Festival.
Announcement 
Watch the trailer

Traitors Season 1 (March 29)
Netflix Distributed Series
As World War II ends, a young English woman agrees to help an enigmatic American agent root out Russian infiltration of the British government.

Netflix Previews & Videos
Our Planet - Salma Hayek
Triple Frontier - Adria Arjona's Workout
Levius Season 1 teaser - Winter 2019
Memories of the Alhambra - A Round of Jenga with Hyun-bin and Park Shin-hye
7Seeds teaser - 2019
Our Planet - Birds of Paradise
The OA Season 2 - Ian Alexander on Becoming Buck Vu
Losers - Surya Bonaly's Backflip
Neon Genesis Evangelion Date Announcement  - June 21
Kengan Ashura - Teaser - July 2019
The Order - Every Werewolf Transformation 
The Highwaymen - Bringing Them to Life 
On My Block Season 2 - The Cast Goes Full Diva


Netflix News & Announcements
The Queen’s Gambit Starring Anya Taylor-Joy from Scott Frank Announced

New & Leaving Netflix US Full List for April 2019

Netflix has a lot of new content for April, listed first is what I plan on checking out.
The full list of what's coming and leaving follows.

Our Planet (April 5)


Netflix Original Mini-series - 8 episodes
From the creators of Planet Earth, this series explores remote wilderness areas across the globe, from ice caps and the deep ocean to deserts and remote forests, narrated by Sir David Attenborough.


Black Summer Season 1 (April 11)

Netflix Original Series - 8 episodes
Starring Jamie King as a mother torn from her daughter who embarks upon a harrowing journey, stopping at nothing to find her. She must brave a hostile new world and make brutal decisions during the most deadly summer of a zombie apocalypse.

Chilling Adventures of Sabrina Season 1 Part 2 (April 5)
Netflix Original Series - 10 episodes
The series re-imagines the origin and adventures of Sabrina the Teenage Witch as a dark coming-of-age story that traffics in horror, the occult, and witchcraft. In the vein of Rosemary’s Baby and The Exorcist, this adaptation finds Sabrina wrestling to reconcile her dual nature of half-witch, half-mortal while standing against the evil forces that threaten her, her family, and the world humans inhabit. The one-hour drama is based on the comic Chilling Adventures of Sabrina.

Huge in France Season 1 (April 12)




Netflix Original Series - 8 episodes
Co-created and executive produced by French comedian Gad Elmaleh, the series is inspired by Gad's own life and career, following him in a move from France to U.S. He's a huge comedian in France, but at a crossroads he leaves for Los Angeles to try and reconnect with his estranged, comedy hating, sixteen year old male model son.
Elmaleh already has one comedy special with Netflix and another one in the works.

Arriving

Arriving April 1
  • Across The Line
  • All the President’s Men
  • The Bone Collector
  • Bonnie and Clyde (1967)
  • Deliverance
  • Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
  • Evolution
  • The Fifth Element
  • Freddy vs. Jason
  • Friday the 13th (2009)
  • The Golden Compass
  • I Am Legend
  • Lakeview Terrace
  • Monster House
  • Obsessed
  • Penelope
  • Pineapple Express
  • Pokémon the Series: Sun & Moon Season 2
  • P.S. I Love You
  • The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
  • The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2
  • Snatch
  • Spy Kids
  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D
  • Ultraman Season 1 - NETFLIX ORIGINAL
  • Valkyrie
Arriving April 2
Arriving April 3
  • Suzzanna: Buried Alive - NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Arriving April 5
Arriving April 9
  • Trolls: The Beat Goes On!: Season 6 - NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Arriving April 10
Arriving April 11
Arriving April 12
Arriving April 15
Arriving April 16
  • Super Monsters Furever Friends - NETFLIX ORIGINAL 
Arriving April 17
  • Homecoming: A Film By Beyoncé - NETFLIX ORIGINAL 
Arriving April 18
Arriving April 19
Arriving April 20
  • Grass is Greener - NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Arriving April 22
  • Pinky Malinky Part 2 - NETFLIX ORIGINAL
  • Selection Day - NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Arriving April 23
  • I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson - NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Arriving April 24
  • Bonding Season 1 - NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Arriving April 25
  • The Hateful Eight: Extended Version
  • The Ugly Truth
Arriving April 26
Arriving April 27
  • American Honey
Arriving April 28
  • Señora Acero: Season 5
Arriving April 29
  • Burning
  • The Imitation Game
Arriving April 30
  • Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward - NETFLIX ORIGINAL
  • Baki Season 2 - NETFLIX ORIGINAL
  • Ingress: The Animation Season 1 - NETFLIX ORIGINAL


Leaving

Leaving April 1
  • American Pie
  • Billy Madison
  • Blue Mountain State Season 1
  • Blue Mountain State Season 2
  • Blue Mountain State Season 3
  • Casino Royale
  • Diamonds Are Forever
  • Die Another Day
  • Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
  • Goldfinger
  • Happy Feet
  • Happy Gilmore
  • Heat
  • I Love You, Man
  • L.A. Confidential
  • Live and Let Die
  • The Living Daylights
  • Luther Series 1
  • Luther Series 2
  • Luther Series 3
  • Luther Series 4
  • The Man with the Golden Gun
  • Octopussy
  • Pokémon: XY Season 1
  • Pokémon: XY Season 2
  • Seven
  • Sex and the City: The Movie
  • The Spy Who Loved Me
  • Wallander Series 1
  • Wallander Series 2
  • Wallander Series 3
  • Wallander Series 4
  • The World Is Not Enough
  • You Only Live Twice
Leaving April 4
  • Raw
Leaving April 7
  • Star Wars: The Clone Wars
  • Star Wars: The Clone Wars Season 1
  • Star Wars: The Clone Wars Season 2
  • Star Wars: The Clone Wars Season 3
  • Star Wars: The Clone Wars Season 4
  • Star Wars: The Clone Wars Season 5
  • Star Wars: The Clone Wars: The Lost Missions
Leaving April 13
  • Video Game High School Season 1
  • Video Game High School Season 2
  • Video Game High School Season 3
Leaving April 18
  • Silver Linings Playbook

Peppermint (2018)

I'm not a fan of Jennifer Garner at all as I find her acting bland and unconvincing. I'm not the biggest fan of action flicks either but every time I went to the movies since December they kept showing the trailer for Peppermint. I knew it was going to be bad, but I checked it out anyway to see how bad. Very bad, as it turned out. 

The story follows Riley North (Jennifer Garner), a mother and wife working as a banker who is struggling to make ends meet. Her husband, Chris (Jeff Hephner), who owns a failing mechanic shop, gets into some shady business which results on drug lord Diego Garcia (Juan Pablo Raba) ordering his men to kill him. Riley's daughter, Carly (Cailey Fleming), also gets killed and five years after the judicial system failed her, Riley sets out for revenge.

Saying that Peppermint lacks originality would be offensive for movies lacking originality as this is essentially The Punisher with a female lead —both Castle and North's families were killed in a crossfire of a mob shootout and both survived, and both took place at a carnival; they both live in a van loaded with arms; they both become vigilantes to punish criminals; they both feel like they want to die when they finally get their revenge— only it's way, way more predictable —a dirty cop subplot, seriously?— and ridiculous —when the judge dismissed the case, I literally dropped my jaw because I could not believe how stupid that was. It was beyond clear that Garcia had paid every single person in that courtroom.

The main character is also nothing new as Riley is the typical hurt turning into a vigilante kind of person. She is indestructible, no matter how many times she's shot or stabbed, she's like Nikolai, she never dies. Not to mention the fact that Riley goes all Frank Castle with no military background at all. One day she a regular woman, then she goes off the grid and comes back five years later as a killing machine. I mean, don't we even deserve to know how and where she trained? The blandness and ridiculousness of the leading character pales in comparison with the supporting characters though as they all are paper-thin and stereotyped, from the villain to the dirty detective —and by "dirty" I don't mean Dirty Harry dirty.

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As expected, the acting is awful, especially from Jennifer Garner who gives yet another of her atrocious performances as she is anything but convincing in the role of a female vigilante who takes down a whole drug gang while outsmarting the police.

The only good thing about Peppermint? The action. While most sequences are generic at best and pretty bland, there are some interesting and almost thrilling sequences here and there.

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WRITTEN REVIEW: Possum

By CORY CARR
The British are often known for creating rather gloomy works of art – especially post war. No doubt a result of a recovering economy, a bombed out industrial landscape and overcast skies that go on for days.

But now, decades later, do those Brits still have what it takes to create everyday melancholy and dread? Yes. Yes they can.
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Sunday, 24 March 2019

Vox Lux Movie Review

Vox Lux (2018)
Rent Vox Lux on Amazon Video
Written by: Brady Corbet
Directed by: Brady Corbet
Starring: Natalie Portman, Jude Law, Stacy Martin
Rated: R
Watch the trailer

Plot
An unusual set of circumstances brings unexpected success to a pop star.

Verdict
This is a fascinating portrait of stardom. We see Celeste before she's a star and skip ahead eighteen years. She's a very different person and you wonder how much of that is stardom. It's the kind of movie that makes you want to watch again for clues. This is a very different take on what being a celebrity is, and it's not flattering. It's not the typical movie which makes it so fascinating. Just a note, the opening of the movie is a school shooting and it's a rough watch.
Watch it.

Review
The introduction is heavy and harsh. It's graphic, violent, and difficult to watch.
Celeste was injured in the shooting and a song she writes about the experience catapults her into the national spotlight. She seems business savvy and detached. Is that detachment due to her experience that gave her a new perspective on life?

We then skip ahead eighteen years. Celeste is a full fledged star, much more dramatic and over the top now. She's very much a petulant child and I have to imagine that being a pop star, she got most everything she wanted along the way which changed her demeanor.

There's a weird juxtaposition with the actress that played young Celeste also playing her daughter.
Celeste is strung out or on something constantly. The implication is that's the cost of fame, or at least what it takes to cope. Celeste's sister is her manager, but Celeste hates her sister. She's not just mean but hateful. What happened to Celeste? The sister is the one raising Celeste's kid and also writes Celeste's songs. Celeste is an egomaniac, and it's such a stark difference from the kid we saw earlier.

The present day concert is marred by an act of violence where the attackers using Celeste's iconography. Is it a link or coincidence?

This portrays celebrity as a difficult path, full of destructive coping mechanisms. We see this celebrity pop performer behind the scenes, and that person is not the curated image the fans see. We're behind the facade and it's not pretty. We see Celeste barely able to stand as she walks to the stage, but she projects a very different image on the stage.
Portman does a great job. It's hard to imagine she played Jackie just two years ago.

This divide, the dichotomy between past and present that are both linked by violence makes this intriguing as we're left to come to our own conclusions.
The narration that's been throughout the movie is additive when so often narration is ill used. It adds a deal with the devil story towards the end that seemingly has to be fiction, but is a fantasy tale that fits what we've seen. If Celeste had made a deal with the devil, the result would definitely be the consequence. It's an allegory, Celeste got what she wanted, stardom, but it's ruined her. She's not even a likable person any more.

I love the mediation on the idea of fame, the revelation of what celebrity really means. So much of this movie is what the viewer ascribes to it. We get just a few bits and pieces. I really liked this movie, though reviews weren't great. That may stem from the fact that this isn't a typical movie. That's exactly what I like about it. It's a movie that pushes you to draw your own conclusions.