Sunday 17 February 2008

HEADLINE: Atheism Empirically Proven Incorrect

Here's a partial list of things I haven't done lately:


  • I have not saved any infants from burning buildings.
  • I have not retrieved my great-aunt's cat from a tall tree.
  • I have not helped give soup to the homeless.
  • I have not read "Peter Rabbit" to child cancer patients in the Terminal Ward.
  • I have not air-dropped medical supplies to Darfur.
  • I have not given one red cent to the collection plate of any church anywhere.
  • I have not martyred myself in the Colosseum.
  • I have not slain the Dragon imperiling the local serfdom.
    I have not given up all worldly possessions to walk the Earth proclaiming His Word.
So, then... someone want to explain to me what I did to earn THIS?:




That would be Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson on the red carpet for "The Other Boleyn Girl," doing something they could previously only be seen doing in my imagination 20-30 times a day. News item here:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=515051&in_page_id=1773

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