I would like to sincerely appologize to the young people of today, on behalf of my generation. See, at a certain point in the mid-1980s, my generation gave waaaaaaaaay more money than was necessary to a really, really silly movie called "Footloose" in which Kevin Bacon played a kid from The Big City who moves to a rural community and liberates it's oppressed youth by leading a charge against John Lithgow's evil preacher and his insidious ban on... dancing. Yes, fine, it was obviously 'freedom to dance' as an obvious ham-fisted sexual-liberation metaphor; still kind of a dopey premise.
But, because we made it a hit back when, this new remake is being inflicted upon you now. And for that... I am sorry...
Anybody wanna buy a pitch for a reboot of "RAD?" Cause I could probably bang that out in a weekend for the right price...
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