Tuesday, 9 August 2011

Jennifer Garner is the Mother of Cabbage Patch Jesus

Below, the trailer for Disney's "The Odd Life of Timothy Green;" easily one of the most batshit-insane looking "family movies" I've seen teased in awhile. Jennifer Garner and Joel Edgerton are an infertile rural couple who work through their latest round of bad medical news by playing a game of make-believe - writing down the attributes of their wished-for perfect child and burying the pages in their garden. Overnight, a magical backwards-running rainstorm occurs and a full-grown toddler apparently "hatches" out of the burial site, the proceeds to grow up into an embodiment of their wishes who also strikes more Christ-poses than an interpretive-dance version of "Superman Returns."



This can't possibly be as strange or interesting as it seems, but for now... WTF?

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